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I guess if you're giving me the choice, I'll kick my own ass. Positively bedeviled with meetings etc cetera. She/Her

Melbourne
Joined August 2010
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macaroni. MACARONI. MACARONNIIII???!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!? VOUS VOUS MOQUEZ DE MOI QU’EST-CE QUE VOUS VOULEZ DIRE PAR “””MACARONIS””” N’APPORTEZ PAS CETTE RACAILLE ITAANLIENNE DANS LE PÉRIMÈTRE DE
Who wants some macaroni
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Trying to buy Eurovision tickets like
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Barbie (2023)
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Ten years into my career and I finally have to send a link correction email to like 12k people the email of shame
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Hyyppeeeeeeeeee
“Lost in a moment…” Watch the brand-new trailer for #StrayGods: The Roleplaying Musical. Coming to PC on August 3. Wishlist now on Steam: bit.ly/wishliststraygods
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30 something guy behind me spitting facts "I think this is the happiest I've ever been in my life." "I'm so excited this is an absolute treat bro." "It's like I'm in a fever dream that was sick that was so sick." "This is the first band I ever loved I'm so excited bro"
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I need health insurance and a car but Jimmy Choo making some very valid points rn....
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I wish I could text my dog
re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism” – at San Mateo, CA
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what if when twitter dies i just don't go anywhere...what would happen if i just stopped. if i stopped all of it.
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I am BEGGING everyone for a Tumblr renaissance.
Reasons to join Tumblr (a thread 🧵) Reason to Join Tumblr #1: The feed is reverse chronological so if you scroll long enough, you’ll see everyone’s posts
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