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Emily

@RealFakeEmily

I guess if you're giving me the choice, I'll kick my own ass. Positively bedeviled with meetings etc cetera. She/Her

 Melbourne
Joined August 2010
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macaroni. MACARONI. MACARONNIIII???!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!? VOUS VOUS MOQUEZ DE MOI QU’EST-CE QUE VOUS VOULEZ DIRE PAR “””MACARONIS””” N’APPORTEZ PAS CETTE RACAILLE ITAANLIENNE DANS LE PÉRIMÈTRE DE
julian (@Jello4Wataru) profile picturejulian@Jello4Wataru20 Dec 2023
Who wants some macaroni
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re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism” – at San Mateo, CA
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Harrow the Ninth
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Hi.
keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) profile picturekeely flaherty@keelyflaherty4 Nov 2022
too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now
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me, unpublished, writing a scene in my novel that will be impossible to include in the limited series adaptation that will definitely happen: hee hee
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happy ten year anniversary to none pizza with left beef
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alecto
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"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another sexuality was made."
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•?((¯°·._.• ♪ ιи тнє єи∂ ιт ∂σєѕи'т єνєи мαттєя ♫ •._.·°¯))؟•
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gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like this
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With hours to go before today's deadline, we've added almost 63,000 new voters to the Electoral Roll. The number of voters who'll be 18 on election day has increased by 35,000, but we need more! Don't miss out - enrol by 8pm today. aec.gov.au/enrol/
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#BreakingNews a newspaper owned by a billionaire thinks taxing billionaires is bad.
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You need to enrol or update your details for the 2022 federal election before 8pm, Monday 18 April. Go to aec.gov.au #ausvotes

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i keep telling the vote compass that i don’t support new coal mines and putting refugees in cages and it’s telling me i shouldn’t vote for my beloved labor party? why does this keep happening 😩
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I don't want lower taxes. I want fully funded Medicare, fully funded public schools, fully funded aged care, fully funded climate change policies, increases to JobSeeker to lift my fellow Aussies out of poverty. #insiders #auspol
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Say hello to NGV Contemporary. 13,000 square metres of display space, huge new public parklands, a rooftop bar with views over the city - and creating 11,000 jobs along the way. It'll be Australia's largest contemporary gallery. And I reckon it's a work of art.
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“We need you back in the office” trust me you don’t. I am very annoying
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