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I am a man of words. A word man. A man of good word usage. Alt of @RealGoneLux

Missouri
Joined October 2012
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A 3 month ban for @RealGoneLux 🫩 I shall be stuck on this unverified account for now😩
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Wild that I can buy a movie on @Roku and still have to watch fucking ads
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Real Gone Daddy retweeted
“Father, Ganondorf is trying to invade and destroy Hyrule!!!” “I know my child, so I’m sending 4.1 billion rupees to the Bokoblin state in the desert, they are our greatest ally”
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Just a spoon full of penis helps the baby come out
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>call yourself a gamer >can’t figure out a puzzle made for literal children >while the game tells you what to do Modern “gamers” just ngmi
I literally don’t know how you’re just supposed to figure this out but nostalgia
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Women who have this phenotype are my weakness
Unfortunately, this is what good pussy sounds like.
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I feel like the entire Godzilla series should come to an end, what happened to knowing where to stop?
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My brothers in Christ just cast Henry Cavill
Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult join James Bond casting rumors, audition to play the new 007 trib.al/UEC7w3g
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Real Gone Daddy retweeted
Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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I mean yeah we know, but even the Showa era showed us it could be a fun popcorn action flick. Not everything needs to be deep and esoteric.
Reminder that the original 1954 GODZILLA by Ishirō Honda wasn't a popcorn action flick; it was a dark, melancholy anti-war masterpiece.
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Real Gone Daddy retweeted
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: CONFLICTING REPORTS One robbery. Two political narratives. Not a fact in sight. And MAGATARD's brother makes his debut.
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Replying to @thewaronbeauty
"1992, so 24 years ago" I like you. I like the things you say. More people should hear this message. 1992 was 24 years ago. I'll take it.
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Gm and happy Friday everyone 😎
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Real Gone Daddy retweeted
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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Wow if I had money in the stock market I might actually give a shit
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $1,000,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market at open.
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Real Gone Daddy retweeted
If this doesn't make you go WTF then you are an NPC.
If the Learjet hadn't been delayed one hour due to the storm, it would have flown directly over DJT Airport while Trump was sitting on the tarmac in Air Force One.
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What an absolute dumb cunt
it genuinely pisses me off when i see families with three children where the two elder ones are daughters and the youngest is a son. i know exactly what you did
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Daily reminder that @JBPritzker is a fucking faggot
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Show me your toes. That’s the tweet.
This fucking war. That’s the tweet.
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