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I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.

London, England
Joined November 2009
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History will look back on this period in society and conclude we all lost our f*cking minds.
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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🚨NEW: A UK bank chief executive, reacting to John Healey's decision to raise the bank's profit surcharge said: "Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity" [@FT]
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To be fair, Kemi did a fucking fantastic job here. “We got 4p off Gherkins” Look at Andy Burnham’s FACE 😂
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The ANC and its supporters will tell you that they hate racism, while openly championing the most racist policies imaginable.
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Remember, there are no race laws and discrimination against white people in South Africa. It’s a figment of your imagination.
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We've got HomeView at home
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Jon retweeted
The Palantir CEO Alex Karp never learned how to drive. Alex Karp: “I was too broke... then I was too rich.”
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We are not a serious country, this just isn't sustainable. Over a TRILLION more in benefits than on infrastructure in 20 years. 🫤
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To give some necessary context, and assuming the President means US Tons of already refined diesel: One US Short Ton is 2,000 pounds. 300,000 US Short Tons is 600,000,000 pounds. One gallon of diesel fuel is around 7 pounds. Meaning 300,000 US Short Tons is a little over 85M gallons of diesel. These are approximate numbers since diesel usage is measured in volume, not mass, since density can change based on things like temperature. For reference, the United States uses about 160M gallons of diesel fuel per day. Globally, that number exceeds 1B gallons of diesel per day. Even if Russia supplied all 4,800,000 Tons of diesel as claimed, that would be just 1.37B gallons of diesel reaching market. Or, roughly, one day of global use when you factor how much diesel is burned just to deliver that diesel. Not that Russia can even supply that much diesel with close to 50% of its refining capacity destroyed or disabled.
BREAKING: Donald J. Trump announced following a discussion with Russian President Vladimir Putin that Russia will supply large quantities of diesel fuel to the global and American marketplace, starting with over 300,000 tons immediately, another 500,000 tons in November, 1,000,000 tons thereafter, and an additional 3,000,000 tons shortly after. Combined with control of the Strait of Hormuz, this agreement aims to quickly lower diesel prices for Americans, farmers, ranchers, and truckers. He also stated that Iran will not have a nuclear weapon.
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Yep this is where we are…
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Accurate representation of what it’s like to live in the UK right now
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Jon retweeted
Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining
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Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
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🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he will soon force Smarties to ensure all colours are evenly distributed in every pack. “I know this has been an issue for some time, it’s close to my heart.” Burnham continued “I’d go out tonight but I don’t have a stitch to wear.”
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My favourite aspect of believing in Noah's Ark is that we have to assume the two giant pandas made it from China to the Middle East and back again, without taking themselves out in some adorable way
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Cuando en los 70s aparecieron los relojes de quarzo (más precisos que un Rolex por 20 USD) los fabricantes "tradicionales" que mejor la hicieron subieron margenes y precios y salieron a vender lo artesanal y mecánico como una virtud. Este es un Tweet sobre Autos Chinos
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South Africa is living through a war, it may not be officially declared a war, but a war in the scale of violence people are facing every day. Around 58 people are murdered every day. That is roughly 400 lives lost to murder every week. These are war-level numbers. We cannot normalise them simply because there is no war officially declared. South Africans are living in a war zone.
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Getting taxed on the interest I've earned on savings, for money that I've already been taxed on, is the thing that radicalised me.
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