What a week in social media. They came for @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short and whiffed big time. Head on a swivel @selenagomez #OnlyMurdersInTheTwitter
Shout out to the @Nationals and @NationalsPark for having ushers stop people on their way to their seats but not clearing the top of the stairs when there’s inclement weather.
John SB retweeted
How are #DCStatehood & #SharkWeek alike? Mako no bones about it, DC not being a state is bull, & f'in bites. It gills me. Those who say we’re upsetting the apple cart allege we’re just flapping our jaws. But even if it's like pulling teeth:
We're going to need a bigger vote.
John SB retweeted
Occam isn't the only one with a razor.
'Hanlon's razor' comes in handy every now and then...
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
And we have a greater population than Wyoming and North Dakota.
On this date in 1775, America’s war against “Taxation without Representation" began, with the Battles of Lexington & Concord
Here in DC, that war never ended
DC pays more per capita in federal taxes than any other Americans, yet we have zero votes in Congress
#DCStatehood
John SB retweeted
Dodgers will retire Fernando Valenzuela’s No. 34 this season, team president Stan Kasten announces.
This is a well-earned and long-overdue exception to the team policy of not retiring the numbers of players were not selected to the Hall of Fame.
John SB retweeted
Imagine if a billionaire tried to purchase America's air supply and turn it into a utility to & sell it to people at a profit.
Sounds totally absurd, right?
Then why do we do exactly that with water?
John SB retweeted
This postseason, we’re playing for more. #WinForVin
