John SB retweeted
How are #DCStatehood & #SharkWeek alike? Mako no bones about it, DC not being a state is bull, & f'in bites. It gills me. Those who say we’re upsetting the apple cart allege we’re just flapping our jaws. But even if it's like pulling teeth:
We're going to need a bigger vote.
John SB retweeted
Occam isn't the only one with a razor.
'Hanlon's razor' comes in handy every now and then...
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
John SB retweeted
Dodgers will retire Fernando Valenzuela’s No. 34 this season, team president Stan Kasten announces.
This is a well-earned and long-overdue exception to the team policy of not retiring the numbers of players were not selected to the Hall of Fame.
John SB retweeted
Imagine if a billionaire tried to purchase America's air supply and turn it into a utility to & sell it to people at a profit.
Sounds totally absurd, right?
Then why do we do exactly that with water?
John SB retweeted
This postseason, we’re playing for more. #WinForVin
John SB retweeted
Living in LA, I’ve lived in many a neighborhood in which police helicopters circle all day and they don’t do anything except be loud an annoying.
You know what improved the morale and safety of my neighborhood in less than two weeks?
A new taco stand. I’m 1000% serious.
John SB retweeted
If I didn’t know better, I’d say books about racism and the lgbt folks are not the biggest threat to school kids.
John SB retweeted
I’ve watched this on a loop for a good 10 minutes.
The overhead view makes Rich Strike's comeback for the upset @KentuckyDerby win look even more incredible. 😮
#KyDerby | @ChurchillDowns
John SB retweeted
You can have robot umpires. Give me this. It’s baseball not some goddamn science experiment.
John SB retweeted
Even though they are expanding the baseball playoffs from 10 to 12 teams, I still feel confident saying “Sorry, Mets.”
