Husband, Father of 5 Storms, US Marine, Retired 38B Soldier, Fmr. Congressional Candidate, 3rd most interesting man in the world

China Spring, TX
Joined June 2020
Just spent an hour at a broken railroad crossing waving cars through on both sides. Miraculous I wasn’t hit, but that people sat there for 45 minutes in the middle of the night waiting for an authority figure is insane. That said, I’m always happy to be an authority figure.
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
BioWare, a once-major game studio, has shut down. The last game they released was a disaster filled with LGBTQ propaganda and woke pronouns. FAFO
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The kids have never been trick or treating, so this year we are taking them as a matching set! Mom will be the librarian…
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
We are in the final stretch of the council race in HB. It’s a dogfight and candidates are stacked closely. It’s essential I get the word out to local voters - any donation helps! Or share this post. Thank you all so much who have kicked in to help. secure.anedot.com/gruel-for-…
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It’s weird that world governments are all simultaneously pushing for citizens to have 3 days-2 wks of food and supplies on hand, right?
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So this FINALLY happened today, couldn’t be more proud 😂😊
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Like all proper games of risk, ours was paused for day 2…
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Ilhan Omar just leared that “brother” & “not my brother” aren’t the same thing.
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My wife & I are both adopted, & I still answer this question w/a higher degree of certainty than she did.
The correct answer for those of us who didn’t marry our brothers would have been “FUK NO! DID *YOU* MARRY *YOUR* BROTHER, YOU TRICKASS BICH.”
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Would you rather have standard air conditioning in your country, or unlimited 3rd world migration? You can cheat off Europe’s test, if you want.
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I’ve been told that she is as bald as Will Smith’s wife under that napkin. Can anyone prove otherwise?
“Hey honey we got caught scamming people. What should we do?” “How about fake cry and ask people for cash?” 😂 you can’t make this stuff up
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My grok bots now do the work of 3 qualified people I couldn’t find or hire. Work that used to take me a month, w/specialized software/hardware takes about 2 days. My productivity has increased over 200%, & now I am the reason why I’m not getting more done. The future is now.
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Imagine how quickly democrats would complain if Christian churches played their sermons on loudspeakers the way muzzies do.
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I’d like to turn in Congress. (You can make the $70 Billion dollar check out to me.
President Trump announced a new federal fraud whistleblower incentive program that he says will pay Americans, including journalists, a 1% commission for reporting fraud and corruption involving taxpayer dollars. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say, report, and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%. It's a lot of money," Trump said.
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I’ve never had a mechanic who “practices repairing” my car. 🤷🏻 I mean… if doctors knew what they were doing, they wouldn’t call it “practicing medicine”- they would just call it “fixing people”.
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They never “corrected” it. They unpublished the story because it didn’t fit their narrative.
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The WiFi didn’t work on my last two flights.
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed. "We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them." (nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
I saw my clip on Fox News (you're welcome Fox) so I'm going to post it again because it contradicts all the narratives being spewed right now about Ukraine. 2014. Russia had annexed Crimea and had moved 30,000 troops to the Ukrainian border. Shots were already being fired. Obama is asked if he was wrong about his statement during the 2012 debate, during which he mocked Romney for calling Russia our biggest threat. Obama during the 2012 debate: "The 1980's are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back. The Cold War has been over for 20 years." Obama doubles down and explains that Russia invading Ukraine IS NOT A THREAT TO US. "Russia is a regional power threatening some of its immediate neighbors, not out of strength but out of weakness." How can that be? We are told that if Russia isn't stopped in Ukraine, our kids will be fighting a war against Russia in the near future. Obama reiterated that it was a regional matter and that Ukraine should figure it out on their own. He also said that many people in Ukraine want a relationship with Russia. What??? How could Obama have said those things? Was he "Putin's puppet"? Obama sent Ukraine blankets instead of weapons. Guess what, nobody cared back then. Weird right? Especially since apparently now our existence depends on Ukraine beating Russia.
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
Elissa Slotkin should be arrested for what she said. These are the kinds of things we have to do to communists in order to stop this from escalating. Crush this before it gets worse.
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
All of the beauty, history, and excellence in our world is being destroyed by barista looking fucks.
BREAKING: French police arrest a 34 y/o "ultra-left" activist suspected of setting fire to Limoges' historic city hall during nationwide riots.
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