SIRI, WHO AM I? (2021 Quirk). Writing romcoms and taking names. Head bitch at SMUT U (@smutuni).
St. Paul, MN
Joined August 2011
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Must read fiction!! Thank you very much, @BNBuzz and @larissa_z for the video and soundtrack!!#amreading #siriwhoami
Put on some nice clothes to got to a funeral this morning.
My daughter: are you going to the Barbie premier?
She has a point. Terrell is wearing a lumberjack outfit so he’s pretty much Ken.
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It's true. I'll be offering some tips, gleaned over a decade's worth of experience, to help you navigate the trenches more smoothly than I did.
Jr: whose hat is this?
Me: it’s silas’. I bought it bc he likes birds and it says eagles. Remember that eagle pic he drew?
Jr: you realize that’s a football team?
Me:
It looks cute on jr.
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You know u really needed a date (like 3 weeks ago) when your man is hiding from you in the parking lot vaping while u finish your wine.
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Query Slut!
A lady might never tell but I certainly will.
#TrenchTip: Sometimes querying a newer agent who is actively building their list is a better bet but don't self reject with the big dogs either - you have nothing to lose by shooting your shot.
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