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sam tschida

@RealSamTschida

SIRI, WHO AM I? (2021 Quirk). Writing romcoms and taking names. Head bitch at SMUT U (@smutuni).

 St. Paul, MN
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Joined August 2011
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QUERYSLUT@QuerySlut15 Aug 2023
It's true. I'll be offering some tips, gleaned over a decade's worth of experience, to help you navigate the trenches more smoothly than I did.
sam tschida (@RealSamTschida) profile picturesam tschida@RealSamTschida4 Aug 2023
Email me at samtschidabooks at gmail or DM!
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A Hollywood teen thinks serving community service at a retirement home is bad—until the seniors grow younger, the teens get wrinkles, and she and her juvenile delinquent friends must escape or become senior residents themselves. #YA #Horror #PitDark
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Reductress (@Reductress) profile pictureReductress@Reductress14 Sep 2022
How to Ask if Someone's Okay While Making It Clear You're Not a Good Person to Go to for Help: ow.ly/pI6550KIykH
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Zoje Stage@zooshka5 Sep 2022
I just saw a TikTok video where a reader was debating if she should rate a book less because a character had a THOUGHT that offended the reader. For those of us in the business of writing about the ugly parts of human behavior, this is what we're up against. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I know there’s a lot going on, but have we talked enough about how that scientist faked a photo of “a distant star” but it was a slice of chorizo?
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Laurel_Volk@Laurel_Volk3 Aug 2022
I love that like 1000 years ago, someone decided to call their baby "Carl" and ever since, humanity has been like, "Let's keep this Carl thing going "
olivia (@tochterzwiebel) profile pictureolivia@tochterzwiebel1 Aug 2022
i love reading medieval census documents because what's carl doing in there
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Adam Morgan@adamm0rgan2 Aug 2022
When you turn 35, you should win an itemized list of all the people you didn't realize were flirting with you in your 20s. – at Mebane, NC
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The Ripped Bodice (@TheRippedBodice) profile pictureThe Ripped Bodice@TheRippedBodice3 Aug 2022
IN TWO WEEKS! We’re hosting a virtual event for Roselle Lim @rosellewriter on Tuesday, August 16th at 5pm PT. 💛 She will chat with @SuzannePark about Sophie Go’s Lonely Hearts Club! 🦆 RSVP for a reminder: therippedbodicela.com/events…
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Yaaalll…. Yallll! 🙄
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@mefeater31 Jul 2022
The new “Trash Pouch” bags by Balenciaga have now hit the stores and are being sold at $1,790. MEFeaters would you rock this bag? ✨
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Do I know anyone querying rn? I'll donate a slot. If you're interested just let me know. If this gets a lot of interest I'll pick a random person this afternoon.
Casey (@caseydoesromnce) profile pictureCasey@caseydoesromnce11 Mar 2022
Hey #amquerying crowd! On Saturday @RealSamTschida and I are hosting a query workshop that ends with us sending your query/1st chap to one of three agents, and we still have 5 slots left! $30, 2 hour workshop, and an agent is guaranteed to read your work. DM me or Sam!
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ICYMI!
Roselle Lim - updates only (@rosellewriter) profile pictureRoselle Lim - updates only@rosellewriter18 Feb 2022
🚨 STICKERS GIVEAWAY 🚨 This is a set of preorder stickers for Sophie Go’s Lonely Hearts Club (out Aug 16.22) Open Intl. You get: - 1 Bao - 1 Dumpling - The Old Ducks Stickers v 1 & 2 Must be a follower + RT this tweet to enter. Ends Friday, Feb 25, 2022!
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Aid - Typhoon Odette (a.k.a. Rai) gofund.me/8dbece3e
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The first 8 hours are the hardest. They're just for warm up.
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Casey@caseydoesromnce29 Sep 2021
Contemporaries, historicals, paranormals
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me @ my creative "process"
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Developing a close relationship with a trusted critique partner and writing group (shoutout to @smutuni) did more for me in six months than 10 years of unsolicited “constructive feedback” on fanfic I wrote for fun and for free.
sparrowshift (@sparrowshift) profile picturesparrowshift@sparrowshift15 Aug 2021
Little rant thread incoming 👇 I'm not sure who else on the TL needs to hear this... but you do not have to accept "constructive criticism" from random internet strangers to be a good writer. And you have permission to be as hurt as you want by it.
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SMUT U@smutuni11 Aug 2021
More brilliance from SMUT U. I mean, just look at THIS COVER! Go read it for free! #amreadingromance
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Casey@caseydoesromnce9 Aug 2021
I've drafted four incredibly bitter tweets in the last hour, so I think I have to revoke my talking privileges for the morning. Catch you on the flipside of this godforsaken hellscape!
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Icona@iconawrites22 Jul 2021
Thinking is productive. One toxic thing about our productivity culture is that it encourages us to *look* busy by constantly typing, clicking, and scrolling yet regards pure contemplation as a waste of time, when it is in fact the foundation for everything else.
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