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Gay, Jewish, דתי, Zionist. Lover of music and politics. 🔞 Moots: Will delete quote tweets of you on request. He/Him Hornpression Priv: @FakeTweetofMe

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Joined June 2023
Eh. Sure. I'm pretty gay but I'm *very* Jewish.
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Are any gerrymanders breaking rn?
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Being really into ur mom has gotten me into so much hot water
does a fetish you have ever piss you off? like wtf do u mean *that* turns me on?? why that??? wtf happened?? was i dropped on my head as a baby???
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One of the amazing things about the internet is it wasn't that long ago that there were a bunch of posts decrying drawing transwomen as too pretty or passing because transitioning can have varied results and it's not representative of transness to just draw them as attractive.
Has anyone ever seen a cis ally draw a trans woman as conventionally attractive? Like ever. I'm begging.
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Stay confident Booker faithful!!
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The legend this show speaks of is that putting a three piece statue together is actually really freaking hard.
Legends of the Hidden Temple (1993)
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Okay, doing some back of the napkin math after the unexpected results out of GU and DN this is what the map is expected to look like in the Senate and Gubernatorially.
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US Senate New Hampshire Dixville Notch 🟥Sununu: 5 🟦Pappas: 2 Results from DDHQ
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That's how basically every song was from like '62 to '91.
How songs ended in the 80’s
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The one that always got me was harmonising choruses that seem like they're building to an ending and then just....don't. Was grateful to discover there's an extended version of 'Like a Prayer' that takes the blowout ending option over the garbage fade out of the album version.
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Woman must smoke 80 packs a day.
#REPORT: Green Party leader Elizabeth May has submitted a petition to legalize public nudity.
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“REPUBLICANS FLIPPED A GOVERNORS SEAT” … “in guam”
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Remember when '50 Shades of Grey' started blowing up and BDSM fans were all "the way bondage works IRL is totally different to this misleading trash!!!" and then the most cursory examination of its internet subculture was like "lol no?"
Every time the porn wars resurface, you get some women saying "actually I like rough sex" and others responding "no, you're not allowed to"
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If Blorida/Richigan I'll show 💈
pole = 💈 poll = 🗳️
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I've seen enough. This tweet wins Election Night 2026.
She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
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She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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If you’re betting on the Guam governor’s race, you gotta call the hotline
BREAKING: Republicans now favored to flip Guam's governorship as voters head to the polls on Election Day. 62% chance Vicente Ada wins.
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Oh yeah, Blorida incoming fr fr
Miami-Dade, FL Election Day Turnout 🔵 8 AM: D+0.3 🔴 9 AM: R+0.6 🔴 10 AM: R+1.0 🔴 11 AM: R+2.4 🔴 12 PM: R+2.8 🔴 1 PM: R+2.8 🔴 2 PM: R+2.7
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I firmly believe that people with a history of violence and mental illness should not be able to have a state gun.
BREAKING: Idaho voters projected to choose the Winchester Model 1873 as their official state gun. 63% chance.
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I've got a Notch for your Dixville.
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Sometimes I swear people are trying to get lazy engagement and only realise later they forgot to pay for the blue check.
How is calling a dick small body shaming are you all stupid
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I feel like VA is a poor example of this. It didn't flip because of heavy Dem investment, the DC metro just kept growing and DC is pretty much by its concept going to be a hyperblue enclave no matter what. This isn't readily reproducible even if Dems wanted to.
Virginia was once a +R20 state. Now its +D15 based on the last Gov's race. Never assume ANY red state is safe. If Dems put time & effort into it.....it can be like VA & flip
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