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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2014
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The picture speaks volume. Look at this picture and relate. Southern Bypass Langata πŸ’―...
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Our parents, the boomers and the X-Gen that we despise, raised doctors, lawyers, teachers and other people of high repute. They did this out of patience, commitment and determination We, millennials, are raising idiots, self-entitled rats, hypersexualised characters, social media dimwits and obese bastards. "I don't want my children to suffer the way I suffered at the hands of my parents." It is that suffering that made you a successful adult. Think.
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Me and anything to do with Portugal from today onwards
🚨 πŒπ€π‰πŽπ‘ ππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: Cristiano Ronaldo has RETIRED from Portugal!
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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I stopped wearing earphones even walking on pedestrian footpaths because I have had near misses with bodaas speeding through pedestrian footpaths. There should be a 70k fine for any motorcyclists riding on footpaths & I am so serious.
Unaweza ata gongwa na gari because you're forced to walk on the road. Why? Because pedestrian walkways have been turned into boda boda parking spaces. That shit pisses me tf off.
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Mwenye aliniintroduce to football alifanya vizuri kuniintroduce to ArsenalπŸ₯ΉπŸ˜‚
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Nature is healing 🐦
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Kusema tu ukweli if there is a group of people that need taming, it is boda boda guys. Bridges, pedestrian walk-ways, residential areas People simply cannot have peace
Unaweza ata gongwa na gari because you're forced to walk on the road. Why? Because pedestrian walkways have been turned into boda boda parking spaces. That shit pisses me tf off.
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Unaweza ata gongwa na gari because you're forced to walk on the road. Why? Because pedestrian walkways have been turned into boda boda parking spaces. That shit pisses me tf off.
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What a beautiful rendition of North London Forever. This genuinely moved me πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ
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If you've ever walked through Nairobi CBD, you know just how overwhelming it can get. The bodas, car congestion, narrow walkways and the constant struggle to navigate through people and obstacles. Now imagine experiencing this as a person with a disability. Article 54 of our Constitution guarantees PWDs the right to reasonable access to all places and public transport. As we work towards a modern, organised pedestrian friendly Nairobi, we need accessible crossing points, wider and unobstructed pavements, and urban planning that considers PWD needs from the very beginning. #VIP
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Hawkers are the biggest threat to order in Nairobi and Kenya at large. Something needs to be done asap.
If you've ever walked through Nairobi CBD, you know just how overwhelming it can get. The bodas, car congestion, narrow walkways and the constant struggle to navigate through people and obstacles. Now imagine experiencing this as a person with a disability. Article 54 of our Constitution guarantees PWDs the right to reasonable access to all places and public transport. As we work towards a modern, organised pedestrian friendly Nairobi, we need accessible crossing points, wider and unobstructed pavements, and urban planning that considers PWD needs from the very beginning. #VIP
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I speak for myself when I say I am tired of boda boda riders turning pedestrian walkways into parking spaces, these walkways are meant for people. We need leadership that takes pedestrian safety seriously and ensures these spaces remain accessible to the people they're meant for.
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Jowo w/ @watendawili πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ 8 days to go.πŸ”₯ Link in bio.
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And they don't even care, nikakua leader hawa wanaeza ona moto sana. Hii ufala inaweza isha haraka sana.
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Worse than parking spaces
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I told myself I'll start being bold and calling people out like this. I have to atakama watanitukana nisawa Tu. 🀭 worse is mtu anichape. Matusi I can deal with... I think
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Nduthis should be banned in tao kama hawawezi kua disciplined. Mimi ukinibeba uanze kupitia kwa pedestrian walk nashuka hapo...
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"Since the beginning of September, Arsenal have had four home games. They've played nine away games since the beginning of September." @JOYPAULIAN and @J_Dyer_Official discuss the schedule challenges Arsenal have had to overcome πŸ—“οΈ
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But we`re told It`s Gabriel thats the issue in the PL.
Virgil van djik, 10 dangerous tackles ,no red card, no yellow card.
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Like I’ve always said, love yourself to a point where a fool does not help inform you on any matter . I consider myself clever, and able to verify facts from reading and research. When you do such, simple minds call you arrogant or all knowing. It’s not, it’s being thorough These are the same dunderheads that want to inform public opinion. How?
Budgeted corruption is making Kenyans poor. A Sifuna administration will cut all this wastage that we see in this administration. Kenya needs an overhaul of this corrupt system. Talanta Stadium money could have build 10 other talanta stadiums.
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