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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

Rural Wisconsin | GoldCorp Ops Control | Book Fiend | Idiot with a social media account.

 Central Wisconsin
Joined August 2015
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Periodic reminder for new followers. I'm not and have never been Military or LEO. I've never done cool guy shit. I'm an idiot with a social media account and dark sense of humor, nothing more or less.
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I'mma eat bacon wrapped pork chops every day of ramadan at prayer time.
Nafeesah ❤️ (@Nafeesahxf) profile pictureNafeesah ❤️
@Nafeesahxf13h
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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Zydrate comes in a little glass vial........
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He got his fefes hurt and blocked.
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@Real_Life_DadNov 6
I ain’t lose shit. Fuck you, grow a pair, defend your freedoms.
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I ain’t lose shit. Fuck you, grow a pair, defend your freedoms.
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Come'on by pal, gladly let ya stop in for a visit.
5G de Paine (@paine_degree) profile picture5G de Paine@paine_degreeNov 4
Replying to @smalls_5000
I like how you are just posting so we can make lists.
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Grim Reaper in the guise of an evil CIA Agent, but for sure wasn't the pedo mohamed.
DrKRB (@DrKRRB) profile pictureDrKRB
@DrKRRBNov 3
Truth.
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I shall blame you.
Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) profile pictureAmong the Wildflowers
@deaflibertarianNov 3
Remember if your people don't win tonight, blame the libertarians. That's the rule.
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Shit A Lot AND Shit in A Parking Lot I see meself out.
Chimkin Wrangler (@BudLightSadness) profile pictureChimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessNov 1
The South: we will name our football teams after cool shit. Tigers, maybe an eagle when it suits them but also Tigers. Perhaps an alligator. Bulldogs, etcetera Oregon: we have named our team after an animal that is good at shitting a lot
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Mark, why you gotta kink shame me like that?
Mark Sibley (@mnsibley) profile pictureMark Sibley
@mnsibleyOct 29
Me: Everyone is making fun of me… *characters in my head: “kill them” Me: Kinda dark, yo. “Make them gay midgets and drown them in a baby pool filled with eggnog” Me:
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GM & God Bless
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This is the USA, ammo is never going to be hard to find.
Alan West (@mypoliticalx) profile pictureAlan West
@mypoliticalxOct 23
If you were in a Zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice? Keep in mind you won't be able to just go to Walmart to buy bullets if there is an apocalypse so a gun isn't a great choice.
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Replying to @manhattanmaker
@manhattanmaker getting ready to go to an expensive Italian restaurant just to eat a pizza upside down.
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Brayton Dakota, sounds almost as white suburban liberal as @braxton_mccoy
Chimkin Wrangler (@BudLightSadness) profile pictureChimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessOct 24
My personal hell was coaching U6 soccer. It was like herding cats that were all on adderral and the moms were all “NO YOU CAN’T TALK TO BRAYTON DAKOTA LIKE THAT” Heifer. Looky here. BRAYTON FUCKING DAKOTA has the athletic ability of a trout. Fuck outta here. I was not invited back
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I need a link
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🇯🇵 Muslims continue to complain and ask "Why are you allowed to sleep outside while drunk in Japan and yet Muslims can't pray in public?" Because it's our country and we'll do whatever the hell we want. You will not pray in public and we don't need to explain why.
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Midwest Gun Dad retweeted
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@CultLaserOct 20
Closing Day!!!
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@Real_Life_DadOct 19
Gm & God Bless
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Gm & God Bless
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My mom just passed...peacefully. Surrounded by those she loved. I could not have hoped for a better Mother or Father. I am blessed and I will miss you Mom.
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Andrew Daub
@TheResoluteLifeOct 17
“I help!” Iron Will says it every single time he sees a task underway. Never hesitates to pitch in. And we never hesitate to let him. The extra time spent stealthily fixing or cleaning up after the wee little man? An honor and a blessing. #IronWill #TeamIronWill #DownSyndromeAwarenessMonth
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