If heaven doesn’t include my bird dogs, I was a good person for nothing.

Exhibit A:

HP was just saying in our GC today how we all are pretty good at our day jobs, that we’re all professionals. Irl we excel. And then we get in the GC and we are absolute retards. The world’s wealthiest man would fit right in.😂

The roaring twenties…Al Capone, Charles Lindbergh, Babe Ruth, Jack Dempsey, @ChestyPullerGst …..had to have been a hell of a time to be alive. Good morning.🫡🇺🇸

Has anyone seen @HardPass4?

Keeping myself in shape is one thing. Making sure my dogs are ready for bird season is another. You wouldn’t know it by this picture, but Driggs is ready to roll. We start next week. Driggs and I will be a bird’s worst nightmare.

Tell me you’re a chick and not a man without telling me…

Tell me you don’t keep bratwurst in your fridge without telling me….

Light weight, high revving (for the time), smooth as silk 5 speed manual, 0-60 was around 8 seconds if I recall. My 2025 Suburban would beat it in a drag race, but it won’t put a smile on your face like that little car did. EVs and hyper focusing on 0-60 and track times have killed the manual transmission and sucked the life out of the driving experience. I look for drag races, rarely find them. I’ve tracked a car once. I could give a shit about a stat sheet. I want to have fun. Period. @Honda @lotuscars @Porsche @GM @Ferrari @Ford

Much like everything else, automobile design peaked in the 80s. Thanks Obama!

Bench players should be careful when they challenge a starter. In the end, that starter gonna make you look like the chump you are. Sleep tight, my old teammate.😉

Sometimes an $11.99 thin, cheese and sausage, frozen pizza hits the spot. Send fuck’n tweet….

Whipped up a little pregame charcuterie with what I had in da fridge. Let’s go @ChicagoBears. RIP Coach Ditka. 🐻⬇️ Cc @FrotyTakes @ThereWBBourbon

I feel seen…my only plan was to be near the top of my profession, and to be there morally and ethically. Don’t overthink things. The overthinkers can’t get out of their own way. Good morning.

Google meet, Webex, Zoom….can you just tell me what time you want to talk and I’ll call your cell from mine?!! Damnit…I can’t log into any of that shit…😏