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Abdulmaleek retweeted
Every time I see many of us tagging @DONJAZZY in our financial requests, I hardly see people taking a moment to simply check up on him.
Good day, sir, @DONJAZZY. ❤️
I pray that life continues to be kind to you, sir, and that you never lack reasons to smile.
Today, from a genuinely sincere heart, I’d also love to gift you ₦10,000. I know it’s not much compared to the generosity you constantly show others, but I believe that even givers deserve to receive sometimes.
Please, sir, don’t turn down this little gesture. Allow someone to put a smile on your face too. ❤️
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Five years later, I'm happy to announce that I've started my MSc in Mathematics at the University of Calabria, Italy, on a fully funded scholarship.
Grateful to everyone who has been part of this journey.
AlhamduLlahi, always 🥹❤️
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Patience is key. Resilience is gold. It’s lovely to see what 5 years of resilience and patience can do to someone’s life.
It’s never too late to start. Time will count regardless.
Oloye, you cook on this one. I will show my children.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
14 years after, my dream finally came to pass. Today i signed out from the university of ibadan 14 years after leaving secondary school. I was academically stagnant for good 10 years, when my classmates were already pursueing masters and phd. In the end, God did.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
I’ve worn UI convocation gown severally, but wearing it with the cape hits differently.🥺
I can’t explain but there’s something about standing in that gown, knowing what the University of Ibadan represents, calling yourself a product of this great institution.
If you ever get to wear the University of Ibadan gown, You have every reason to be proud. 🎓❤️
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Mr and Mrs Humanity on this app, where are you hiding today?
I have said it several times, you people are the greatest evil we have on this space. Every other day you come online to preach empathy and civilization, yet all of a sudden you are in the comments justifying the brutal maiming and lynching of a human being.
If we ask you what this young man did to deserve being butchered in the street like an animal, your lazy answer is "he stole." Tell me, what did he steal on this earth that warrants hanging a tire around his neck and disfiguring his face beyond recognition?
Politicians loot your entire future in broad daylight and you hail them at airports, yet you turn into bloodthirsty savages over petty street theft.
This was the same way you shameless hypocrites came out to defend the murder of that young man killed by the NDDC people. You have zero moral compass. Your outrage is selective, fake, and for sale depending on who is holding the stick and who is bleeding on the ground.
Yet according to your bios and daily lectures, it is "humanity first." Look at that lynching and look at that NDDC killing, then tell me with your full chest which of those two barbaric acts aligns with humanity.
You people do not care about human life. You only use the word "humanity" as a costume when it fits your bias, and the moment real wickedness happens right in front of you, the mask falls off and we see the monsters underneath.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Man builds a house;
Him - “Landlord”
Wife - “Landlady”
Woman builds a house;
Her - “Landlady”
Husband - “Landlady’s husband”
Abdulmaleek retweeted
-Peter Obi and Kwankwaso talked down on each other during the 2022/23 campaign season, today there are running mates.
-Atiku was discredited by Amaechi before the primaries, today they are running mates.
These politicians only care about winning, nothing more, nothing less. Their truthfulness is as fragile as a biscuit.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
I have addressed this topic before, but I will shed more light on it again.
You must learn how to disappoint and disobey your parents very early in life.
My life changed for good the first time my father told me he was disappointed in me. I was so happy because he had no idea how badly I had looked forward to hearing those words from him. I didn’t do anything bad. I just started living life in a way that made sense to me, and some of my new values bothered him, especially because I’m from a veryyy religious home.
Mind you, he didn’t have a problem with those things. It was basically about “what will people say?”
People I don’t give a flying fvck about, by the way.
I was particularly happy because I had spent my teenage years pleasing them and never wanted to do anything that would disappoint them.
Here’s the thing: they’ll eventually get used to the new programme and adjust.
Let me burst your bubbles. It got to a point where my parents told me they weren’t comfortable with me going to the gym and that I should stop. They asked why I couldn’t devote the time I spent at the gym to the church instead. I made it VERY clear to them that if they EVER said anything negative about me going to the gym again, they’d never hear from me again, and I was déadass.
Now, when my mum calls me, she asks if I’ve been to the gym that day yet.
The freedom you want from your parents comes from rebellion. You just have to make sure that, while at it, you aren’t a nuisance to society or an embarrassment to your family in the literal sense of the word.
They won’t approve of your piercings, tattoos, having a boyfriend or girlfriend, living alone, keeping dreads, tinting your hair, etc., but if it makes you happy, do it anyway. I promise you, they’ll be fine, and they’ll eventually come back to compliment the very things they once criticised.
They do not have a problem with you per se. What people will say is their problem.
Some of you still have curfews at 27 years old. You don’t have the guts to tell your parents that you’re dating. You have your own money but can’t move out because they won’t allow you to. You even have to mute them on WhatsApp before posting pictures of yourself showing cleavage at an Owanbe. That is a sad way to live life.
They just want to use you to correct their mistakes. They see you as an extension of themselves, and you have to refuse to be that.
This is also why you must start finding ways to make money for yourself very early. Being dependent on your parents, especially 100% financially, gives them the leverage to take away your autonomy.
You spent your teenage years impressing and pleasing your parents, and now that you’re almost 30, you’re scared to disappoint them even though you’re not going astray? Pathetic!
Rebel today. They’ll be fine, walahi.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Watching this reminds me of Funny Thinker. If there is anything I respect about him, it is his unshakable self-esteem. He understands life than many educated people.
Truly, rich people don’t love poor people, and they don’t want money to leave their circle.
The real "dark art" of the rich is how they buy a poor man’s ambition with a little comfort, just enough to keep him loyal and dependent, never enough to make him an equal.
Build your own self-esteem and your own value first, because anyone you approach from a position of hunger will never treat you as a partner. He will only treat you as a prey.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
I officially Graduate from the University Of Ibadan on Thursday and I must say it really was an interesting ride. I spent most of my Uni days burying my head in work, I never got to enjoy Uni to the extent that i wanted. I promised myself I would have a blast in my Final year.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Just like many others, I’ve had my fair share of boredom in conference halls. At some point, I began to question whether meaningful connections, learning, and community building always had to happen within four walls.
So, I decided to experiment with something different.
Ladies and Gentlemen, last weekend, we HIKED FOR IMPACT! ⛰️
I’ve believed that community development should go beyond keynote speeches and formal gatherings.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Harmattan semester, rain semester...
UI students:
OAU really needs to address the persistent delay in uploading students' results.
Why should Harmattan semester results only be uploaded towards the end of the Rain semester?
PSY 325 results, for instance, were uploaded only recently, and now quite a number of finalists have scores below 40, potentially costing them an extra year.
Students deserve timely results, transparency and, above all, the opportunity to plan their academic lives. This delay needs to stop.
Abdulmaleek retweeted
“APM, Where is your manifesto?”
Iwo sheshe ti coma de nii?
Abi o wa ni Elewe-Eran abi Abolongo
Abdulmaleek retweeted
Many people miss basic first aid lessons, but would you know what to do if someone suddenly collapsed in front of you?
A person who faints needs help, not a crowd recording them.
Fainting happens when blood flow to the brain temporarily drops. Here’s what to do:
1. Stay calm and check for danger. Make sure the area is safe before approaching.
2. Check for a response. Tap their shoulders and shout to see if they respond.
3. Call for help. If they are unresponsive, get someone to call emergency services. If they are not breathing normally, start CPR and use an AED if available.
4. Check their breathing. If they are breathing normally and have no suspected serious injury, lay them flat on their back and raise their legs about 30cm.
5. Loosen tight clothing around their neck and waist.
6. Never give them water, food or medication while unconscious.
7. When they regain consciousness, allow them to rest before helping them sit up slowly. Do not leave them alone.
Take them to the hospital for medical assessment, especially if this is their first episode, they have chest pain, an irregular heartbeat, an injury, seizure like movements or delayed recovery.
If they do not wake within one minute, call emergency services immediately.
First aid knowledge can save a life. Share this. You never know when you might need it.
