Chef and Foodie. Capybara obsessed.🐻⬇️. Anti Woke. Pro Freedom. 2A. America First. If you're not at the table you're on the menu.
Inland Empire Commiefornia
Joined October 2022
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I love these ads for women. Underwear. Bras. Foundation. Makeup in general. Containers for coffee. I don't use any of that stuff. I haven't worn panties in 5 years unless its for fun with a guy on a date.
Here's why you never get married. Its a lifetime commitment, lmao. Thinking the person you married is gonna be the same person throughout their life is just delusion. People get older, things change. You are financially committing only, be smarter than that.
I am not "starving myself" or "Not eating" I am fasting to look great in my Jessica Rabbit costume. See how things look better when you reword them?
Becca's lesson about X for the day. If you see a post that makes you rage, this is called ragebait. If you reply to that post, you are taking the bait, like a dumb fish, and now you are on the menu.
Those are not dog turds, tourists.
Newsom Touts California As The Only State Where You Can See A Homeless Man Defecating On A Beach And On A Mountain In The Same Day buff.ly/uLL168p
Hear me out here and don't cook me in the chat. The reason older women need to have long hair is to cover your neck.
FYI I can open a jar with either hand. I'm a lefty so I'm mostly ambidextrous. It's useful in the bedroom.
Stop telling me to vote, stop telling me to register to vote please, social media apps, I am already on it. And no, I'm not gonna vote the way anyone wants except me. My strat? Vote everyone out. Everyone. Red, Blue, whatever, you are not doing your jobs correctly.
And before you look up Noah's family history, yes, he is. Probably why he got the title despite having seen better days.