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Make believe I'm everywhere hidden in the lines. Written on the pages is the answer to a never ending story

Joined March 2022
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Come smoke a heater with me.
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Replying to @SharkFloppKing
Mini 14 is the best rifle ever made and way more accurate than your AR
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Oh yes I understand how the initiative process works in WA state… 1. Citizens file initiative, ensure it adheres to state law, get certification from state officials, secure funding, promote it, volunteer, collect signatures 2. Bad people harass, threaten, and physically assault signature gatherers 3. More bad people steal and destroy signature sheets 4. Citizens submit signature sheets for authentication - yay accepted! 5. State officials intentionally mislead voters by wording the initiative as confusing as possible on the ballot 6. State officials launch massive campaign to smear initiative supporters as ‘hateful’ 7. State officials and local media lie about the initiative - repeatedly 8. State officials, local media, and initiative opponents continue to demonize supporters 9. Voter votes YES or NO on the ballot 10. YES wins yay! <<< WE ARE HERE COMING SOON >>> 11. State officials challenge the initiative in court 12. The governor’s loyal Supreme Court ignores the will of voters and pretends it’s not legal and throws it out 13. State officials say ‘well actually we had to ignore the will of voters in order to save democracy!’
do you understand how the initiative process works? Would you like help in understanding?
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Still the greatest country on earth despite its current crab infestation. Nothing is over yet.
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Thomas Massie and the rest of the “principled” Republicans just discovered a sudden, burning passion for impeaching Pete Hegseth. Not over Iran. Not over Signal chats. Not over any actual crime. They’re coming for him because he’s the only thing currently standing between Donald Trump and a quiet, professional, PowerPoint-backed military nullification that nobody ever has to call a coup. Hegseth spent the last year firing the generals who spent a decade treating the Constitution like toilet paper and the chain of command as a slumber party. He cut the number of senior officers whose entire job was sitting in air-conditioned rooms deciding which presidential orders felt “problematic.” He made it clear the military answers to the guy who just won an election, not to the last guy who got a 7 figure book deal and a CNN contract. That’s the unforgivable sin. The permanent national-security class and their congressional errand boys got used to a Pentagon that slowwalks, leaks, and quietly refuses until the “correct” people are back in charge. Hegseth is making that harder. So now they want the shield gone. Get rid of him and the rest of the machinery can get back to work. They’ll call it accountability. They always do...
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Replying to @azlancat
@SandyofCthulhu They're trying to get your game to run on socks.
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You can only believe this if you've never met any actual Asian people, they are basically angry Latinas but with much higher IQs lmao
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"What is it, R2?" *beep boop chirp* "..." *beep boop chirp* "Well? What is it?"
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“And not just the indians, but the muslims and the mexicans too!”
Reminder to not give immigrant kids candy on Halloween.
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May you reach a contentment to the levels of a dachshund on a windy autumn day.
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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60 Minutes: *runs puff piece to make Americans feel sad an illegal alien from Africa was deported* ICE:
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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I spend wayyy to much time looking at the Future Flood Map.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is psychic Gordon-Michael Scallion's 1996 "Future Map of North America," drawn from "visions" he said he had from 1979 onward. It is not a scientific flood projection. Its predicted seismic shifts that would drown much of North America were among the visions he got wrong. bigthinkmedia.substack.com/p/americas-pos…
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I still can’t get over the fact an 82 year old Virginia state senator (Democrat) tried to buy 5 pounds of marijuana from an undercover officer with a paper check. Then that fucking check bounced due to insufficient funds.
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Hang them in the Louvre
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
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Coming to life
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Rose Tattoo Frontman Gary ‘Angry’ Anderson Passes Away More: au.rollingstone.com/music/mu…
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My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich
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