@RetroSimps

exposing the grifting uk retrogaming z listers and the idiot simps who send them money.

Joined July 2024
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RetroSimps@RetroSimpsJul 16
So, one of #kierenhawken aka #thelairdslair simps (or one of kierens own burner accounts) accuses #perifractic of setting up fake accounts to troll him. Amazing scenes #retrogaming #atari #Commodore64Ultimate #commodore
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Nodrog's Ices@NodrogIceJul 2
Replying to @tandemar
There are some points worth making here, but if you call yourself "Angry Console Gamer" and fill the background of your videos with worthless crap that you never actually play or enjoy, then you automatically lose the right to an opinion imo. Angry Console Hoarders, more like.
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George Bum@FunkyspectrumJun 18
Up next from COMMODORE, the C-SLATE - because you're better SLATE than NEVER! Write your messages on this then pay the exorbitant postage costs to send it to your friends, who can buy more chalk from us to write you messages back! C-SLATE = $9200 CHALK = $500 per piece
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George Bum@FunkyspectrumJun 18
Coming NEXT from commodore, the COMMODORE SIGNAL. A bunch of fucking sticks and lighter fluid. DIAL OUT of the DIGITAL NOISE and communicate in a PURE, MINDFUL manner. COMMODORE WAFTING RUG sold separately SIGNAL BASE PACK = $799 RUG = $679
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MrMister@MrMisterMiniJun 16
Replying to @timeextension64 @commodoreofcl
Slapping the Commodore name onto cheap Chinese mobiles has never been done before ....
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Simon Butler@tandemarMay 9
edp24.co.uk/news/25808042.ba…

Bar site goes up for sale after company dissolved

A bar building on Prince of Wales Road is on the market as a company has been dissolved.

edp24.co.uk
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Simon Butler@tandemarMay 5
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Sarah’s engagement-farming seems to be spluttering to a stall. Lucky for her, mother dearest (bless her) intends to validate the allegations in her daughter’s tell-all page-turner, right before conveniently shuffling off this mortal coil. threads.com/@mr.louis.king/p…

Mr Louis King ✨💖✨ (@mr.louis.king) on Threads

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Simon Butler@tandemarMar 13
"most of the computers they made were ZX Spectrum games." Another pearl of a quote from the wordsmith that is Kieren Hawken. #kierenhawken
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If anyone is craving fresh self-indulgent drivel from Twitch’s most notorious workshy rat abuser, you may be interested to learn that Miss Sarah Louise Chalk has started a new podcast… youtube.com/@BreadsticksForJ…

Breadsticks For Jesus

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Back to normality in the neighbourhood now the C64U owners have found out there is only so much nostalgia containing within. #C64 #Retrogaming
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Colin Hunt and his brother Mike #retrogaming
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No wonder #barcadia is failing. Get back to the bar nerd #retrogaming
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Replying to @nostalnerd
Don't you have a successful bar in Norwich to run that your fans/simps paid for? Oh wait
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Geezer@GeezerGamez15 Apr 2023
Replying to @TheVGResource
@TheVGResource @nostalnerd @SlopesGameRoom #rolandrat #kevinthegerbil #grifiting #barcadia #attrition As Maximus Decimus Meridius would say, "The time for honouring yourselves will soon be at an end".
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#barcadia #retrogaming
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Replying to @NumskullDesigns @oll_gaming @nostalnerd
Jesus, how many of you are part of this circle jerk centipede... Where does it begin where does it end? #RETROGAMING #Barcadia
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Replying to @nostalnerd
Gets stuff gifted by simps, gets 25k from simps for the ex’s failed business, sells gifted stuff on eBay #barcadia #retrogaming
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Im a man Also Here are my tits, donate more you simps #retrogaming #ZXSpectrum
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