Pretty sure I will have a church split if we don't sing "My Country Tis of Thee" and "God Bless the USA" this Sunday morning...
Hey folks. With this scorching heatwave taking place, be sure to crack the windows of your vehicle when leaving your youth pastors in the church van!
The Sarcastic Pastor retweeted
I love whatever is wrong with y鈥檃ll. 馃槀
Brother up front in green is nailing it and carrying the team in this Charlie Brown dance!
Love this family鈥檚 spirit! 鉂わ笍
How am I supposed to know what to preach this Sunday in order to avoid people leaving my church? Or did that only apply last Sunday?
Hey everyone, with these frigid temps upon us, please let your youth pastors inside after they go to the bathroom this week...
In the spirit of the holidays, I encourage you to bring up politics in the midst of the big meal. What could go wrong?
Hey everyone. Remember, with this excessive heat, crack open the window when you leave your youth pastor in the car...
No, we are not singing "Good Good Mother" this Sunday... #MothersDay
Oh sure! When I take MY shirt off in public, they call the police! #SwordSwallower #Driscoll
I wonder if all the people obsessing over a men's conference in Missouri are aware that there is a war going on in the Middle East right now?
I had no idea that being a pastor also meant I was a "free moving company" for people in my church...
Why has no one called you since you've been gone all these weeks? It might be because no one likes you... #hardtruth

