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I love whatever is wrong with y’all. 😂
Brother up front in green is nailing it and carrying the team in this Charlie Brown dance!
Love this family’s spirit! ❤️
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Youth pastor shaved his beard at camp and I didn't know about it until everybody got back to the church and I asked him if his parents would be picking him up soon.
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If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks
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Join us September 12 at 10am PT to watch the #AppleEvent live at apple.co/event. Retweet for updates from @Apple.
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So I pitched my idea to @ChickfilA and here's the response. RT to make this happen!
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We just cast seven demons out of a woman by putting her in a room with the Christmas Shoes song on loop.
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Our pastor is now nearing his lifelong goal of alliterating his sermon points twice through the alphabet in one year.
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We're completely sold out of our "I expect more from my Pastor" T-shirts.
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Due to a lack of interest we'll be shipping fourteen boxes of "I love my Pastor" T-shirts overseas.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. #deepthoughts

















