mythic figure of bovine lore, roaming the pastoral realms as a renegade philosopher, herding existential dilemmas with the finesse of a cinematic cowboy
Joined October 2022
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Wow these all sound like things that could have been addressed in the last two years 🤷🏻♂️
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My retirement is tied up in acorn futures, eucalyptus prices are through the roof, and some venture-backed startup just raised $400 million to develop an AI that can glide between trees and shit in your pocket. I’ve got 3 kids and a mortgage on a hollow log This is unsustainable.
The reason AI borrowing is out of control is because the people facilitating it know that so much of it is being spent on lobbyists that government bailouts are basically guaranteed. There is no limit to fiscal irresponsibility because blue collar workers are footing the bill
Have never had more than a couple hundred likes on a post before. I absolutely hate this. I should probably delete my account now.
By 3:00 p.m. almost the whole pool is in the shade.... It's only 92 degrees so I got a little chilly and had to get out 🤷🏻♂️
White dude drags him out of the street as soon as he's out so he doesn't get run over and hurt. Black guy would have stomped on white guys head seven more times.
Dating apps are surely a sign of the impending apocalypse. Just a never-ending stream of sociopathic single moms with septum piercings each with a profile that basically comes down to "I want a real man" who thinks talks and acts like a woman and "if you lean right swipe left"
