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Miami
Joined October 2009
Selling “all pick and no roll” t shirts in the parking lot of the AAA
the Heat have two of the most potentially effective roll men in the NBA but constructed a roster (and offense) without anybody to run a pick and roll with them
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Scumbag Avengers on that special teams unit
Just in: The #Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker, per @SamMcDowell11. He will start on the practice squad with Harrison Butker's recent struggles.
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Think it’s cruel the National Basketball Association is forcing the Miami Heat to play another basketball game tonight.
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Just want to shoutout Niko Mikkola here and generally over the last week or so he’s been absolutely awesome.
A closer look at Brady Tkachuk’s 8th goal of the season. #FlaPanthers #NHL
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Barack Hussein Obama needs to get to Florida ASAP.
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Literal GOATs in the building and we piss down our leg. I’m disgusted.
the linkup we never knew we needed until now🤞
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Carter Verhaeghe was robbed.
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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There are going to have to be arrests. Accountability for this is a must.
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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The FBI has a stellar track record around the details of Charlie Kirk’s death, so he went to the right people.
The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
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It’s more likely McAfee went to Kash Patel with mean Twitter mentions than credible death threats, so credible that College Gameday proceeded with the broadcast lol
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Still cackling at McAfee thinking he was gonna get Kirk’d
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Genuinely terrible to see how the Heat losing empowers all of the worst people on the planet. For the betterment of society, they need to start winning.
Heat need to spend a little more time practicing and a little less time telling everyone how much better their culture is.
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Good evaluation by the Heat FO to be reluctant to trade Kas. They could really use a guy like that at various points in these first four games. Clearly saw a role for him.
The Bucks are about to get their first win with Herro, Jaquez, and Kas all closing the game out against Indiana.
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I think I’m comfortable with the take that this is more of an unforced error than Maxey
And let us remember that Cooper Flagg should have been a member of the Heat, but they wanted to win a meaningless play-in game.
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Brother there is no scapegoat here why is he flying off the handle like this. You need to calm down man. You’ve gotta play 78 more games!
Bam Adebayo on the media: “My shot is not going in. I’m not gonna overthink that. Funny how the outside noise wants to make me the scapegoat. The media gonna be the media….They gonna try to bury you when you down, but then it's quiet when you up” (via @ZachWeinberger)
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That you’re never gonna shut the fuck up about them if they keep losing.
Heat fans: What are you most concerned about after this 0-4 start?
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The obvious question when watching the Heat is “what the fuck is Bam’s deal?” and I’m glad it’s apparent to the guys on the floor that he’s completely lost out there. Just has zero feel for anything which is incredibly out of character.
Davion Mtichell on how he can help Bam get going: "I have to do a better job of not letting him get lost in the game, but he also has to be intentional. He gotta be more aggressive. Him and Giannis play in the same spaces so when Giannis is on the floor with him, he can't be in those same spaces."
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On top of that, Klay is *cooked* cooked. Does not need to be out there. THJ, I don’t know man. At a point Spo probably needs to go to a short rotation for a few games and see how it works out. None of this matters if Bam doesn’t get his head right. His play has been shocking tbh.
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Been watching too much hockey I forget they throw you out in this sport.
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BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY
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