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Jimmy Roberson

@RobersonJimmy

Comedian

 Chicago, IL
jimmyroberson.tumblr.com
Joined July 2011
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The Colts drafted a QB who they knew needed reps to improve and then have found every reason to give him none of those reps. Benched last season. Now Jones is starting.
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter19 Aug 2025
A QB decision in Indy: Colts named Daniel Jones as their starting quarterback for their Sept. 7 regular-season opener vs. the Miami Dolphins, per @HolderStephen and me.
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I have an enormous trade deficit with this mf
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matt@mattybtweets694 Feb 2025
Name an album with a better three song run
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Me when I call the opener at the Phish show
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Keaton Patti@KeatonPatti3 Jan 2025
Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall. George: You're in his thrall? Jerry: I'm in his thrall! George: Get out of his thrall. Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall! KRAMER BARGES IN Kramer: Well, I got the plague!
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I just forgave Rick for not calling timeout at the end of game 1
Cassidy Hubbarth (@CassidyHubbarth) profile pictureCassidy Hubbarth
@CassidyHubbarth27 May 2024
Rick Carlisle on the passing of Bill Walton and a great story on how he helped him on his first date with his now wife.
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Vet just told my dog she was fat right to her face
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Yacht Rock@Yachtrock_24 Nov 2023
We are aware that Hall has a restraining order on Oates.
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This ruled
Bobby Weir (@BobWeir) profile pictureBobby Weir@BobWeir25 Sep 2023
.@FarmAid was a trip! Big thanks to Sturgill Simpson, @LukasNelson, and @MissMargoPrice for sitting in with us. 馃摳: @BoltofSunshine
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Hey @McDonalds why was this rubber thing in my McMuffin at O鈥橦are terminal 3?!? 馃ぎ
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Proud of my alma mater
Adam Sandler (@AdamSandler) profile pictureAdam Sandler
@AdamSandler23 Jun 2023
Go get em Happy. Pulling for you.
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I鈥檓 here to help, @bertkreischer. Thanks Dave!
dave waite (@davewaitecomedy) profile picturedave waite@davewaitecomedy19 Jun 2023
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Dawg you鈥檙e getting into @goosetheband sweet! My buddy @RobersonJimmy is a comic that鈥檚 into jambands, he could probably help with you getting high.
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I saw Billy Corgan today. He was wearing a scarf lol
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Just saw a guy wearing a Steely Dan tour shirt, tucked in of course
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Kirk@kirkwong_2 Apr 2023
Bro running like he the grinch
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Concert tickets
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Ticketmaster when you try to buy a ticket for $59
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I got lost on way home
Writerly (@WriterlyTweets) profile pictureWriterly@WriterlyTweets21 Nov 2022
In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about getting lost on your way home. #sixwordstory #6words #writingprompt #home #LOST
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