@Robotnick69

Father, uncle, feminist, misogynist, individualist, Nihilist, anti APC and an unrepentant racist.

 A galaxy far far away!
Joined July 2022
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2019-2021 Messi winning the world cup really killed football banter fr Cos no one even bothers to make gems like these anymore.
inthecage@RzaIztrhm2 Aug 2025
Replying to @BaldeWaves
@BaldeWaves
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
Daniel
@General_D__27m
in all of this, the best player in the premier league came 27th 😂😂
NELLY
@Cfcnelly6h
So La Ligass Ballon d’Or nominees spent their whole international break campaigning for the award, only to lose it to a player from the Bundesliga 🤣
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Dicaprio later won an oscar.
John H O N E S T Y #PerezOut #FlorentinoDimision@JohnHonesty__14h
The Leonardo DiCaprio of football. Probably the only player who has performed at the highest level since his debut throughout his entire career, yet somehow the stars never align for him. What makes him special is that he never lets it break him. He keeps going, keeps
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He got a lot of praise for making GOTG characters mainstream, ever since then he has been chasing that high again. Expect 4 more years of Rick flagg Sr being the main character in the dcu (if the universe survives that long)
ember 🐎@emberlmao20h
Gunn gave away the game here. He’s only greenlighting projects that would artificially increase the value of his graded comic slabs. Insider trading at the highest level
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I put it to you, there aren’t many ways to banter him. There are ways but many? Lol
Olayinka ladipo@Olayinka_lad3h
there are many ways you can bant yamal but calling him a failure is never one, please be fr 😂😂
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
iDAN 🦸🏽
@dangbanamanager5h
When Tinubu leaves power, lagos celebrities will have their voice back but I will make it a duty to sponsor people to humiliate them.
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
Mary@marymadridista_3h
People forced the dictator gimmick on Mbappe, made endless jokes and memes about him being a dictator, and that was all fine? But the moment he laughs at one of those memes and calls an actual dictator a dictator, suddenly everyone draws the line? Get the f*ck out of here!
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@borrrielo55m
name an addiction worse than sports betting and drugs.
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This is not my own reason sha, i honestly just don’t like begging unless life forces me to.
Gold@GoldenRed4redOct 26
My chances of winning the money na 1% but my chances of someone dragging me because I drop aza is 100% Now calculate, is the risk worth it?
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The song on this video is that hardest shit i have heard in a while btw. Song so hard i almost became a commie bastard.
M A V I X
@MavixRMCF3h
Replying to @KMbappe
They made this edit and now they want to blame Mbappe for Laughing?
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Being a footballer must be hard sometimes, i would be crashing out while approving this apology letter. Cos why the fuck am I apologising for saying the truth? 😂
Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappe3h
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I almost wondered why this post then i remembered messi fc and yamal fc dey beef 😭😭😂 Yamal stans useless btw.
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalk16h
DESERVED. 👏
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Akpi dey high too sha, but yea a lot of his stupidity were with clear eyes. Unless you are talking about drugs.
Flamez 🥁@FlamezReign23h
Replying to @bigwizarrdd @Nwa_No4
Funny thing is dj chicken is always high. Na Akpi clear eyes be this😭😂😂
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Nobody useless reach am, no worry 😂
Big Wizard 🪄
@bigwizarrddOct 26
I promise you, DJ chicken go tear ACL😭
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In the next few days i will be voicing out my honest opinion about that world cup final outcome.
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A babe as big as her will allow her self be ridiculed like that for pr with burna boy? Or she has an upcoming album i never knew off?
Crashoutells🫧🎀
@Nazasupremacy9h
Lmao this thing never happened nau,it was PR for his song 🤣😂
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Brother just waffling on here with fake stats, and the slaves who thinks they the good ones are sucking him off 😂😂
Navajo Felon 🪶 🇼🇸 🇦🇸@navajofelon19h
Bro It’s been mind blowing interacting with Nigerian twitter. Number 1 so many right wing capitalists in a country has tons of billionaires presiding over companies that don’t fix their electric grids. Number 2 Nigerian accts with Israeli flags. That’s a trip.
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
YOM🗣️
@ThaBoyYom3h
Kane left ‘best league in the world’ Went to ‘Farmer’s league’ and won the Ballon D’or. I’m tired of the nonsense narrative that English football is the best and/or ‘most difficult’ or whatever.. Yo! It simply could be coz they play SHITTY FOOTBALL over there bro Nobody takes on anybody cleanly.. Just run run run, mark, create space and try get 3 points. If Diomande had left Leipzig for maybe ManCity/Arsenal/Chelsea.. I’m sure by now he’d be struggling to ball and everyone would start saying he isn’t all that. Now let’s use Olise and Eberechi Eze.. We all knew they were dope prospects at Palace.. One went to a top club in Germany, the other went to a top club in same England.. We know the one that is flopping now. “The league is hard, the league is difficult” Maybe yes, maybe no… But what we also won’t deny is that they play digbolugi football over there.. And maybe that’s why top top talents barely shine there.
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China people funny as fuck man, was mao not a dictator? 😂😂
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
Kay
@kola_wole_20h
“We weren’t in the MLS at 39” you were not in the ballon dor top 10 list at 39 either.
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The 25th Baam (Mr Robot) retweeted
MC
@CrewsMat1018h
Are we going to act like 39 years old Lionel Messi didn’t absolutely dog walk Bellingham in the World Cup semis few months ago?
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@Kylian20h
The concept of Jude Bellingham finishing 11th in Ballon d’Or ranking after a great World Cup and Lionel Messi finishing in top 10 and potentially make top 5 because of the ‘World Cup’ is hilarious.
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