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Astronomer, professor of physics-like things and all around grump. Things said here are my opinion, even if they should be universal axioms. Grump grump grump.

a pale blue dot
Joined August 2011
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Teacher, Adviser, Researcher… Recruiter? Plummeting enrollments at @EvergreenStCol put deep cuts on the table. When the faculty volunteered to help recruit new students, the tide began to turn. #HigherEd bit.ly/3t67nxo
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New paper! What happens to the planets’ orbits when a star flies within 100 au of the Sun? (Implications for long-term survival of life on Earth) With @FranckSelsis , Nate Kaib, and Herve Bouy Thread (with gifs) Blog: planetplanet.net/2023/11/21/… Paper: arxiv.org/abs/2311.12171
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"Oddly enough the overriding sensation I got looking at the Earth was, My God that little thing is so fragile out there." — Michael Collins, Apollo 11 astronaut #EarthDay
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Sometimes I just add “eigen” in front of a word and hope for the best.
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1/ 🆕 Scientists have waited for years to use Webb’s infrared vision to study #Titan’s atmosphere. Now they finally did it! These are images of 🪐 Saturn’s moon Titan, captured by Webb's #NIRCam instrument.
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“The X-Men love elephants” line still takes me out 🤣🤣🤣 Scottie a damn cornball, but a hilarious one
Pretty sure Tesla was a mutant. You fighting the wrong people, Teslelephant.
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Replying to @gbrammer
TIL that when imaged by JWST, we discover that perfectly normal-looking galaxies are actually churning whirlpools of Eldritch Hell.
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SCIENCE FUN FACT: If the earth was the size of a baseball, the moon would still be the size of the moon. It wouldn’t change. The moon would finally be the planet it always wanted to be, and the earth would just be space debris.
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Today is National Scream Into A Hole In The Garden Day. A happy celebration to all who observe.
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Happy #GmsDay to everyone out there weaving stories and telling tales!
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Academics have two and only two speeds: 1. Can you review this manuscript by this afternoon? Or 2. Sorry I missed your email in 2016 - do you still want to chat? #epitwitter #AcademicChatter #phdchat
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What if –– and I know this sounds crazy but hear me out –– we just continued to wear masks for a while to protect folks who are at risk.
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AMA president says he’ll continue masking indoors regardless of CDC’s updated guidance and recommends others do the same to protect those at higher risk:
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dentist: so, are you flossing? me: are you using a unique password for every account?
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We *can't* go back - but we *can* go forward *if* we accept we need some adaptations - driven by what we have *learned*. Learning: 1. Outdoors is pretty safe - so let's invest research and funding into making indoor air as much like the outdoors as possible 4/13
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It's almost 4pm - time for today's sumo.... what? No sumo today? ah.... darn.... :(
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370,000,000,000,000 📷That's the number of pixels that the narrow angle cameras on our Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter have collected of the Moon over 12 years and counting Check out some of the 370 trillion pixels and the spectacular images they make: lroc.sese.asu.edu/posts
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Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.
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Again—if the US govt is telling us that we should expect everyone to get Covid at some point, then we should be hearing from officials NOW about what the plan is to repair healthcare systems & prepare for long Covid being a widespread chronic illness.
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