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Four awards away from an EGOT.

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Joined February 2008
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social teams reposting all the old twitter content to threads
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now, uhh, let me be clear, you, uhh, you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
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The best commercial in all of history
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“Denver Nuggets duo Nikola Jokic and Jamal Murray became the first teammates to each post a triple-double in an NBA Finals game on Wednesday. One record they won’t set, however, is ‘Most double homicides committed by a pro athlete in June,’ which is still held by OJ Simpson.”
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The internet is undefeated lmao
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The plan? We increase Canada's brand awareness by starting wildfires that blow smoke into New York—America's most influential city.
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I am an innocent man, just screams this: 😂😂😂😂
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Not even one of the better-known clowns
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You had one job.
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Late Night talk show writer’s rooms looking like this right now
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The movie theatre: No outside food or candy allowed Me:
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jesus christ what happens to this dog on friday
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I just spent $67.50 reserving “The Nicole Kidman Seat” at AMC for COCAINE BEAR.
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If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great…
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One thing I will not debate is that NFL uniforms were better in the 70s.
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The names bond. Names Bond.
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