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Plumber With A Degree retweeted
A guy goes into a bar in New York where the bartender is a robot.
The guy sits down at the bar, and the robot asks: "What will you have?
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time, the man replies "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, Awbarn, and professional wrestling.
The man finishes his drink and leaves, but he is so interested in this "experiment" that he decides he'll try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time, the man answers "50."
The robot leans in real close and s-l-o-w-l-y says, "How awesome is Mamdani’s rent freeze? It surely will help the housing problem.”
Not even close.
Wait, let me make sure I've got this right. NYC Mayor Mamdani taxed wealthy people on second homes they don't live in, the city's budget got balanced, the rich are still rich, and ordinary New Yorkers didn't get hit with a broad tax increase? That's really all it took?
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NYC FY2027 budget balance used agency savings, $4B+ state aid/authorizations (incl. pension restructuring saving $1.64B), and $500M projected from pied-à-terre tax on luxury second homes—not primarily that tax.
nyc.gov/mayors-office/…
amny.com/politics/nyc-b…
web.archive.org/web/2026051310…
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Plumber With A Degree retweeted
White people built America through free markets, property rights, constitutional limited government, the scientific method, technological innovation, industrial manufacturing, mechanization, infrastructure, capital accumulation & investment, individual entrepreneurship, math & literacy competency, protections for contracts & patents, and a cultural emphasis on personal responsibility.
Plumber With A Degree retweeted
It's going to be so funny in 2028 when the Democrats steal the nomination from the socialist and give it to Biden again.
Plumber With A Degree retweeted
I'm honestly kind of disgusted by how my fellow Democrats are acting after our landslide victory last night. This isn't a time for bragging and spiking the baseball.
It is a time to display real leadership by reaching across the isle and arresting everyone who disagrees with us
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Plumber With A Degree retweeted
My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying.
We went to vote together at our local polling station.
“If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.”
“I know.” I said.
Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.
🤣 Leftist memes are overly wordy confirmed.
There’s a stereotype that all leftist memes are overly wordy, but I think right-wingers who say that are kinda telling on themselves. Yes sometimes the truth is a little more nuanced than your sophomoric, simple-minded beliefs. You’re not clever for over-simplifying complex ideas
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Plumber With A Degree retweeted
The reason we know Lindsay Clancy was a leftist is because she forced her kids to do a George Floyd impression
Plumber With A Degree retweeted
It's fruitless to point out feminist hypocrisy, but even so, it's pretty amazing to watch them suddenly pretend to be offended by risqué images. These people have insisted for years that full blown prostitution is legitimate and empowering. They've adopted countless graphically sexual female rap and pop songs as anthems for their movement. Now a naked woman in an advertisement is "setting women back"? What? Not even the slightest attempt to be consistent here.
From @TheAthletic: Sydney Sweeney's advert for the sports prediction app Novig ignores decades of progress in representing female athletes, our columnist writes. nyti.ms/4xm7mAx
ALT “The reason Sweeney’s advertisement has infuriated so many women in sport is that if there is a group that has managed to genuinely force change in the perception of what women are capable of since the turn of the century — of what it means to be a strong and powerful woman, to be a girl, without prostrating to the male gaze — it is women in sport.” - Megan Feringa, women's football writer
Any one of Lindsay Clancy's children could have been trans.
#StopTransGenocide
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