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Forward March@RunOldMan14 Sep 2020

Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.

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ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat19h

Good Morning! ☀️😃 Hope everyone has an AMAZING day!💙

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Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence21h

I revealed myself to be Gen X when I said I was “on a diet” rather than saying I was “protein maxxing”

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The people who make difficult things look effortless are usually the last to be appreciated. Everyone assumes it really is that easy.

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JOE@11_CosmicJoeOct 22

A few minutes ago...

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𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫@meh_thinks16h

ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆Have a beautiful day! ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆

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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ

The sun sat low and the colours leaked sideways across the water. Nobody was watching it except the horizon.

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Jö$h@JoshKing216h

Look, between your cat being allergic to me and rolling its eyes at me, I understand why you want to break up

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DaddyJew@DaddyJew15h

we are the kernels you could not pop

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Benny Boop💋@Bernadette1019722h

Facts. She was Epstein's sloppy seconds. Bought & sold to a guy who wears a diaper.

Eileen Marie Sarah@EileenMarieSar123h

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Mark Gilliland@markdgilliland18h

Proudly wearing my mental state.

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ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat19h

No shortage of BOO-tox this Halloween. 👻💉 Everyone’s scared. Nobody looks surprised. 😂

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Social Outcast@SocialOutcast8216h

*placing a rose petal by a slain bee Sleep well, friend...Valhalla awaits you.

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Avogadro’s House of Moles@schumoo15h

I have an endearing bouquet of mental quirks if you're looking for a fixer upper.

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The moment someone says, “Make yourself at home,” you discover how many things you're still not supposed to touch.

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DaddyJew@DaddyJew15h

the air of superiority i feel to those around me when im eating an apple in public is unparalleled

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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious19h

Contemplating making new horrors for the world to enjoy

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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissa15h

Not to brag, but my daughter added my photo to her wall of friends pics in her college dorm.

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JOE@11_CosmicJoe15h

Small-minded people are the quickest to judge.

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Santosh@baanke_naam22h

Have you ever lost someone to find yourself or are you normal?

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Wife: Let’s watch something scary. Me: *loads a video* Wife: Did you seriously stream our wedding video? Me: The scariest stories are based on real events.

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