@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

 SoCal
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Joined March 2017
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Mad Scientist: I’m gonna release a virus Me: here, have a candy bar Happy Scientist: let’s play hopscotch
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 26
being alone is great because you can get all the strange noises out your head through your mouth
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Festus@neledmaxOct 26
The wind whispering through its branches is just how the forest calls to me
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 26
The early bird doesn't need all that pressure
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Claire Behind The Hair@urmumsausername10h
I once heard of a lumberjack who wasn't ok.
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Festus@neledmaxOct 26
Silence and keeping to myself are all the therapy I need
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKOct 26
"Psst.. here's what we should've said" *my 3am brain waking me to replay an argument from 7 years ago
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Slappy@Slapmemam19h
i paid my taxes where is my little scratch-and-sniff sticker
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Uptown Schmuck@SchmuckOnAHorseOct 26
Parallel parking tests should be required before buying pickups.
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Rick Colby
@RickBColby23h
Sorry I ruined things by evolving.
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Cali@calidaysayOct 26
Is the Bermuda triangle still accepting victims, or did it retire?
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AXS TV
@AXSTVOct 25
😂😂
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 26
Munchausen by proxy? that's just lazy
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 26
the doctor said to avoid stress so i blocked most of my family
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Teresa Sheffield@TerfleazaOct 26
Ngl if Uber had an option to take a horse I would be late for a massive amount of things.
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krista
@kristabellerinaOct 26
I’m never more optimistic than when I don’t order fries because I think my husband will share his with me.
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b m i s@weeded_indeededOct 26
my vulnerability is an inconvenience at the very least.
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SpellBound 🍒@Spell_boundd14 Sep 2022
I never met a cheese I didn't like.
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 26
winter isn’t even here yet and my nipples could slice glass
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karma is a pretty bitch
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Kat
@KatmarybOct 26
Smiling because violence at work is usually frowned upon. 😭 #MondayMotivation
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