Awake, my dear Phoenix. It is time to RISE! Salt of the earth Weisenheimer #VERITAS#VINCIT#Q.uestion E.verything. Zero Fear. 🇺🇸#Trump2020#AMERICAFIRST#Patriot

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Joined May 2020
Found a new species of tree. Calling it the Lindsey Graham
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It’s rough out there lately. Check in on your people.
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Here’s a gif of what democrats think a 6 week old baby looks like:
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Seems they wrote the cure for an olive allergy into the Talmud
White dog only? This seems a little racist, if you ask me. Just sayin. 🐩
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When you graduate from the short bus to a short camper
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Every. Fucking. Time.
A drawing called “Love Bite” shows a disgusting image. Guess who drew it?
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I mean it’s fine if you’re tired as long as you’re fine with waking up sticky….
Her: I have a headache, not tonight. Him at 3 a.m.
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All my ails wash away when I’m motorboating
It really does make all the difference. A man can do anything as long as he has some emotional support boobs to encourage and inspire him..
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The only way Laura will be press sec would be if he puts on a blonde wig
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Your mom loves that move
the figure 8 is an oral sex technique where the tongue traces a continuous figure 8 pattern (infinity symbol) over and around the clitoral glans and hood. the technique works better than simple up and down strokes for a specific neurological reason: the constant change in direction of the tongue contact prevents nerve accommodation (the process where nerves stop responding to a stimulus that doesn't change). the mechanism: nerve endings respond most strongly to CHANGE. a stimulus that remains constant (same direction, same pressure, same speed) produces progressively weaker nerve signals over time. this is called neural accommodation. the nerve adapts to the input and stops sending strong signals. this is why a simple up and down tongue motion can feel progressively less intense over minutes even when the technique hasn't changed. the nerve has accommodated. the figure 8 prevents accommodation because the direction of contact changes continuously. the tongue moves up, curves right, crosses the center, curves left, returns to the top, and repeats. the clitoral nerve endings are contacted from a different angle every fraction of a second. each angle is a new stimulus. the nerve never accommodates because the input never becomes constant. the result: sustained high intensity nerve signaling without the fade that linear strokes produce. the technique: use the broad flat surface of the tongue (not the tip, which is too focused and can cause hypersensitivity). trace a figure 8 (or infinity symbol) pattern that covers the entire clitoral glans and extends slightly onto the hood and the area immediately surrounding the glans. the 8 should be roughly 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches tall. the motion should be fluid and continuous without pauses at the transition points. the rhythm should be moderate (completing one full 8 every 2 to 3 seconds). the figure 8 is particularly effective during the arousal building phase (stage 2 of arousal). once she approaches orgasm (stage 3, evidenced by breath holding and involuntary pelvic movement), many women prefer switching to a consistent up and down or suction technique for the final push. the 8 builds the arousal. the consistent stroke finishes it. the 8 prevents accommodation during the build. the consistent stroke provides the predictable input the orgasm reflex needs to trigger. the transition from figure 8 to consistent stroke should happen when her breathing changes from rhythmic to irregular (stage 2 to stage 3 transition). the 8 brought her to the edge. the consistent stroke pushes her over. two techniques. two phases. the build and the finish use different inputs because the nervous system needs different things at each stage. the figure 8 is the most efficient arousal building technique in oral sex because it solves the accommodation problem that makes linear strokes lose effectiveness over time. the tongue never repeats the same path twice. the nerve never stops responding. the build never stalls. one motion. continuous change. the nerve stays engaged because the input keeps evolving.
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The ones that take the time to sift through all your impulse shitposts are your true frens
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