@stachemasters | former EIC @dust2us | 🪦 @RushBMediaGG | fighting for affordable housing | na cs’ bad luck charm | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him

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Joined October 2017
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👑 ALL HAIL THE CHAMPION. 👑 2008LEXUSRX450H 🚙 conquered the kitchen and took home the crown in Season 6! 🏆🔥 But in Mustache Masters, the throne is never safe… Season 7 is HERE. Who’s hungry? 🍗👨‍🍳
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Oh. A new slop account. >look inside
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The most famous NFL commentators don’t understand what “Percent” means while @NER0cs makes up new statistics on HLTV every other month.
Do people readily know “percent”
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Every time the midterm elections come around, i’m reminded that there is a guy on here that took my jokes tweets about committing voter fraud seriously and said he was reporting me to the FBI.
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aleksib getting a four month suspended prison sentence for being a fraud is too on the nose.
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I do NOT want to see SunPayus revisionism on the timeline. You all SLANDERED him for MONTHS.
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“They’ll forever be our Madrid Pro Series Champions” is such an incredibly funny way to commemorate a legendary organization going insolvent
A sad day for ENCE 💔 But they'll forever be our Madrid Pro Series Champions 🏆 #BLASTPremier
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Not EZ4ENCE
End of an era 💔
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mobro.co/stachemasters retweeted
End of an era 💔
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US Midterms have their final day of voting on November 3rd. Make a plan to vote! Early Voting is happening now across the country. Find your polling place, make a plan, and make your voice heard. vote.org/polling-place-locat…
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IS LULA PULLING IT OFF???
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LULA LULA LULA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
*LULA WINS BRAZIL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, DATAFOLHA PROJECTS
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Brewday. Club is making an American Brown Ale. I’ll be adding Maple Syrup, Cinnamon, and Brown Sugar to mine post-fermentation.
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CS Twitter remains undefeated for how horrendous and incredibly funny it is
Replying to @Ithlin333
@Ithlin333 is a scammer, please dont trust this guy. Stole my €1000+ Karambit that I loaned to him for Draculan 7 Genuinely just speechless, close friends for 10 months, friends with all my friends, going to LAN, just to scam 1k.
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LMFAOOO HE STILL GOT IT
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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staring at this tweet and immediately blacking out that the secretary of state is publicly asking cubans to collaborate with the cia
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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