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Philadelphia, PA
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the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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After years of Trump’s baseless attacks on Philly’s elections, his DOJ is now sending monitors here without explaining why these counties were selected. The Commissioners should deny them access inside our polling places & not legitimize manufactured suspicion of election fraud.
Justice Department plans to send election monitors to polling stations in Philadelphia ebx.sh/z2uchy
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would be sooooo tight if it happened before next week
Q: You'll respect the election results whatever happens? TRUMP: If they're honest elections (That's a no!)
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Nobody Wants This is a show for straight people who go on 14-18 bachelorette parties a year
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besides a lot of that being factually incorrect, where does this freak-voiced bozo think NUMBERS come from
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Again, this year's "come and take it" being the Cheesecake Factory might be the funniest thing to ever happen in politics
.@BarackObama I recommend the Cheeseburger Spring Rolls.
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i'd love to know what was going on at the biden department of justice for four years
This book is really damning for Kushner. It claims the UAE paid Kushner $50 million to get Rex Tillerson fired as Secretary of State.
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine
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(loud sigh) keith olbermann said something actually funny
It really is amazing that in 80 years this idiot never walked straight into an open manhole cover or something
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for years we've been hearing about how trump is playing 4d chess but in actual reality obama is playing 5d chess while trump is identifying a horsey and a doggy on a dementia test
Obama may actually be a 4d chessmaster, getting this idiot to spend the last week telling everyone about all the expensive interior decorating he's been doing while gas in $4-5 bucks a gallon.
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there is a taylor swift shaped hole in people ethics.
using a pic of her from when she was talking about CHILDREN who were hurt/killed is disgusting. Taylor snarkers are so weird, like they moral grandstand & need make her look like some evil witch to justify their hatred of her instead of just saying “i don’t like her” & moving on
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Q: Is El-Sayed a jihadist like President Trump said yesterday? JD VANCE: Well look, he certainly has a lot of weird friends
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“Shove that ballroom Up your fat ass” October, 2026; poet unknown
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I also love that being compared to Saddam Hussein just rolled off Trump’s and every other Republicans’ back. That was the actual insult guys!
Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?
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Jonathan there are Nazis in the White House
To describe Marc Chagall as anything other than a Jewish artist or to celebrate neighborhoods like Brighton Beach and Rego Park but not describe their Jewish character ​are just the latest examples of the Mayor's relentless, pathological campaign to erase Jews from the story. He does it so often that one has to assume that this is not ignorance or accidental, but a deliberate effort to normalize antisemitism and marginalize Jewish New Yorkers. It’s despicable.
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I want to kiss that protestor on the MOUTH!!!!!!!
A protester yelled "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass" to Trump at his rally in Mississippi on Monday night. This clip contains two versions of the moment. The first is how it aired on a livestream. In the second I increased the audio for that moment.
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More attention needs to be paid to the Saddam part of the quip and less the Cheesecake Factory part of the quip. Like, Obama was clocking Trump as a dictator with bad taste and we're just yada yada-ing past the first part and focusing on the second part.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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this goes hard as FUCK
Republicans, they're not like us.
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my biggest philly flex is that as a kid I trick or treated on Elfreth’s Alley because it was next to my house :)
Genuine question: do kids that live downtown in big cities like NYC go Trick-or-Treating?
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but that said Delancey was the Place to Be if you wanted the GOOD CANDY real philly kids know
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