Just trying to make it, a day at a time. Trying to be a better me from the person yesterday.

Eugene, OR
Joined November 2013
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Gonna comment on pictures of people's kids and be like "your kid is mid, 4 out of 10, would not parent".
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The best part is when she picks his money up off the ground.
Walmart Employee Tries Choking Customer For Not Scanning Items — Gets Knocked Out Instead
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Harvesting honey from the beehive is absolutely insane
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He doesn’t miss 🔥🔥
SPECIAL DELIVERY 🍕
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SPECIAL DELIVERY 🍕
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hell yeah
how i feel whenever i wear a band shirt
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Donald Trump - Corrupt Joe Biden - Corrupt Barack Obama - Corrupt George Bush - Corrupt Bill Clinton - Corrupt It’s not red or blue, it’s all of them.
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FuckinSlayer🔥Dead Skin Mask💀 1992 Live Castle Donington-Monsters of Rock Fest. Tom Araya Jeff Hanneman Kerry King Paul Bostaph✊🏻🖕🏻
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Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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how yeat sounds when you are not 12 yo anymore
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Brilliant
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Wow. She's getting really fat.
Ariana Grande shares new haircut.
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we need a slur for slow walkers
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Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis’ controversial “SNL” monologue “overshadowed” the entire episode: “I know Shane, and I don’t know him to be a mean person, necessarily,” Thompson said at the Axios Media Trends Live summit. “But if he were to come back [to ‘SNL’], I’m sure we would have a conversation of like, ‘How do you think that went?’ You know what I mean? And, ‘What do you think you could have done?’ Like a little kid, you know? I would just sit him down and be like, ‘So what do you think we could change there, pal?'” "Grace [Reiter], one of our newest cast members, had a phenomenal show, and it’s sad because nobody’s even talking about it,” Thompson added. “Even [musical guest] Rosalía is getting overshadowed because we want to go back and forth on what’s offensive and what’s not.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/ken…
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Ryan Schunk retweeted
random girl at a McDonald’s in LA you’re halfway through your drink when you look up and see THIS 💀
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peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi
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"Check it out, you're melting down on Instagram"
Shane Gillis calls women’s gym outfits “whore” attire on SNL Saturday. His ex by Monday:
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At least Shane Gillis got the women to stop stabbing their own kids and to start just being whores again.
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Just getting warmed up
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