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Last night, I had gained the strength and decided to to compile a list of 43 gofundmes for the people of Palestine and Sudan and while I don’t have enough money to donate to all of them, I at least have the ability to share them so at least one person can help
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Being an american Maoist in the 70s must have been so humilating. You were getting your skull caved in by a cop, Little Red Book in hand, meanwhile Mao was hanging out with Kissinger going "Dude your wife is so hot.".
Happy Kissinger introducing Mao to his tall wife day to all who celebrate
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
a betting company enticed people into a losing bet??? 😱😱😱😱😱
Polymarket got the Brazilian election completely wrong. The glorified gambling platform had Flavio Bolsonaro's odds at over 80% all the way up to the day voting took place. Lula ended up with 51.8% of the vote. futurism.com/future-society/…
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
it immediately bothered me thinking about how the fuck someone would reseal a san marzano tomato can with money inside without essentially creating a botulism bomb
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
You can tell Sock is still in her fighting to get out
Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
Libertarian Anarcho-capitalist Argentinian
"I've made a huge mistake" - Libertarian Milei voter, pawning both wedding rings to make rent
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I’m sorry we gotta do that starship troopers thing you gotta serve to get your voice I’m sorry
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
In the same way a lot of white south africans say they never supported apartheid a lot of americans are gonna say they hated trump the minute he went down that escalator
By 2028 everyone will be ashamed to admit they ever supported MAGA/Trump/the GOP just like with Bush, and then by about 2040 everyone will be sick of the new Woke 3.0 hegemony and bring them back to power, then realize it was a horrible mistake when they irrevocably fuck everything up again.
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WHY on God's green earth would you cancel a Transformers game that looks THIS GODDAMN AMAZING??? We were legit robbed to bits man...
LEAK: Trailer for the cancelled TRANSFORMERS: REACTIVATE game has surfaced online. The trailer shows a much different version of the game, featuring a story campaign playable solo or in online co-op. Imagine what we could’ve gotten. 😭
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Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun….
👀 Exclusive: 50 Cent asks court to stop Rick Ross' ex Tia Kemp from posting about his son. tmz.com/2026/10/26/50-cent-w…
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you can rest now, sister. we have a new whipping post
WHAT IN THE COONERY IS THIS!!!!???? Sis. Get up.. Get Up Now! 🙄 #Halloween2026
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This the shit @MightBeStatic be doing to get his games
Left 4 Dead just got ported to Roblox
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Gold pull on for you page
REMEMBER TO GOON ETHICALLY
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Tryna hype up what’s about to be half-assed school shooting jokes:
après les japonais et les argentins… les états uniens c’est bientôt votre tour
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Because China actually does shit intending to EXIST while the American government is following some abstract thought
something i've noticed is that china seems to not like speculative wealth, they purposely popped their housing bubble "house for living not for specilation", ban crypto, heavily regulized leverage and also the stock market honestly it just meamythey know their responsibility
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They got to unless they want #it to happen
The bubble will pop but prices will not reset lol
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Keep fucking my bitch bro idc nomo
REPORT: EA is "heavily" pushing Generative AI in the development of their games which likely means their future Star Wars games. “Morale has been terrible. The line we kept hearing is 'do less, better' but it felt like we were doing the same amount with less people"
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Colonel Sammy D. Saint retweeted
we got cis black people saying that being trans is a choice in a poor attempt to combat antiblackness from white queers and im not supposed to think that black trans women only have each other in this world
talks about being a black queer and intersectionality feels too nuanced to talk about on twitter for me like whether or not im scared of being oppressed or discriminated based on my race or being trans changes based on the situation
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Let me guess: Some book or comic had a culture in it that has a different name for the Force and people are freaking out over nothing again?
So Disney is renaming the Force to the Shine and Shadow...great way to push the older fan base out of the picture.
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