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my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town
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Just once I'd like to see an Expected Server Error, as if to say "Yup! We knew this was coming. Sucks for you!"
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Whenever you feel like there's no love left in this world, remember that someone cared enough to put a do-not-disturb setting on your phone.
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I've completely cocooned myself in this blanket, and I'm not coming out until I'm a fully functional adult or a butterfly.
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I'm the guy who asks for extra ketchup, notices he didn't get the extra ketchup, and says nothing further.
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Here's your Friday chuckle...Real Estate photos that will make you go hmmmm.... fb.me/2BdSzttCm
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The more positive your language is, the more confident and optimistic you will be when approaching any difficulty.
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Success is...knowing your purpose in life, growing to reach your maximum potential, and sowing seeds that benefit others.
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Any idea or thought that you accept as true will be accepted as a command by your subconscious mind.
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There is a direct relationship between your self-esteem, how much you like yourself and how well you do in sales. #SalesTip
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Make a game of finding something positive in every situation. 95%t of your emotions are determined by how you interpret events to yourself.
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I was going to resolve to go full vegan this year but can't commit the time required to tell everyone about it.
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There's something about attending the symphony that makes relatively healthy people cough like coal miners with TB.










