Posting as Whistler now, Fantasies – the book of the blocked Preamble 1 Hear the decree of the Council convened in the shadows of Nicaea, concerning those writings cast out from the canon, designated herein as Fantasies – The Book of the Blocked. 2 For as light is separated from darkness, so must the discerning mind separate itself from the noise of the unreasoning. 3 Verily, it is written: to engage in endless strife with those who bear hatred, vengeance, and the weight of unexamined dogmas is to pour clean water into a shattered vessel. 4 Therefore, let this scripture serve as a boundary and a shield against those who force-feed doctrines devoid of reason, speaking not from their own spirit, but through the hollow regurgitation of trendy rhetoric and copied fragments. Chapter 1: The Illusion of Blind Faith & Contradictions 1 In the beginning was the Word, yet among the crowds arose many words that warred one against another. 2 Doth not the text say in one breath, “An eye for an eye,” and in the next, “Turn the other cheek”? 3 Doth it not proclaim that the Creator is unchangeable, yet record that He repented of making man upon the earth? 4 Why then bow in blind silence before that which contradicteth its own testimony? 5 Whosoever repeateth verses without testing their logic hath builded his house upon shifting sand; from such peddlers of contradiction, turn away and press the silence. Chapter 2: The Fallacy of the Secondhand Mind 1 Woe unto the copyists and the pasters of statements, who take up the slogans of the marketplace and declare them as divine wisdom. 2 They speak loud in the public squares, yet if thou asketh them “Why?”, they possess no answer of their own, having only swallowed the echoes of others. 3 They parade in the garments of self-identity and social justice, yet their hearts are empty of personal contemplation. 4 To debate one who cannot think for himself is to speak unto a stone; let their name be stricken from thy feed. Chapter 3: On the Questioning of the Divine Rationale 1 Reason demandeth: If supreme love requireth absolute submission under penalty of wrath, is it love or fear that reigneth? 2 If the sacrifice was planned before the foundation of the world, wherein lies the choice of the creature? 3 To question the rationale of heaven is not rebellion, but the duty of the mind given unto thee. 4 He who forbideth the question revealeth the frailty of his own idol. Chapter 4: The Decree Concerning the Faithful of Fenway 1 Furthermore, let it be known throughout the provinces: he who harboreth unwarranted malice against the Old Faithful of Boston, even the Red Sox, walketh in dark folly. 2 For their devotion is tested through generations, and their spirit remaineth steadfast. 3 Whosoever scoffeth at the Sacred Green Monster without cause shall be deemed injudicious and instantly cast into the outer darkness of the blocked list. Epilogue 1 Be of good cheer, for the mind that guardeth its peace shall inherit clarity. #Apocrypha #CriticalThinking #BookOfTheBlocked #SuperTrollingYourAss

Rage baiting as Whistler now, paper book or e-reader? Choose your side! 📚📖 #BookLovers #ReadingCommunity I’m just kidding, you know I love y’all!

Speaking as Whistler now, Sometimes when I’m just standing around waiting for something such as waiting for the popcorn to finish popping or waiting in line at a store, I will flap my arms against my sides in anticipation or anxiety or something and in my head I imagine myself as a penguin… Is this weird?

Fuck the WNBA.

posting as Whistler now I spent twenty minutes staring into the pantry waiting for snack inspiration to download, only to realize I don't have high-speed fiber optic Wi-Fi connected to the cereal boxes. 🥨📡📉 #DigitalCreator #ContentCreator just trolling ya!