@SMUHypeMachine

Researcher of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.

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Joined July 2023
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HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !! ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US (I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)
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Dykes says TCU is very determined to get the season back on track. Says the Frogs have been their own worst enemy this season.
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Peruna’s inner monologue: 🎵Aaaaand another one gone and another one gone, another one bites the dust! Hey! I'm gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!🎵
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Like clockwork.
Big 12 Enforcer :)@Big12BurnerKUOct 26
#SMU is the poison that kills the #ACC from within
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Ain’t that just the way it is
Jim Barnes@JimBarnesLVOct 25
TCU message board fans do not agree with me on this, and they will probably get their way. But the Horned Frogs could do a lot worse than Sonny Dykes. They have done a lot worse, for almost the program's entire existence. star-telegram.com/sports/col…

A word of caution: TCU could do worse than Sonny Dykes. It has done worse

Before frustrated Horned Frogs fans push to fire their head coach, let’s check some facts about the program’s history.

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Please, everyone, calm down and form a line. Signatures cost $420 per item and pictures are $69. Anyone caught skipping the line will be politely yet firmly asked to leave.
Admiral Bear
@AdmiralBear01Oct 25
DRUMROLL, PLEASE... Your #OppOfTheWeek representing SMU is @SMUHypeMachine This PONY BRO BURNER has been around ALL YEAR with COOL VIDEOS and GREAT VIBES, but STEPPED UP HIS GAME this week to hold off TOUGH COMPETITION and COME OUT ON TOP as SMU #OPPOFTHEWEEK! CONGRATS! 🫡💙💛
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Can’t wait for our new QB next year, Jevin Kennings, to make his debut! We have big shoes to fill! “Move over Don Meredith and Lance McIlhenny, Kevin Jennings is the best quarterback in SMU history. Jennings set the program record for touchdown passes (74)…”
Mike Craven
@CravenMikeOct 25
10 Thoughts from Week 8 - TCU, Baylor face uncomfortable decisions - More thoughts on Phil Longo, Sam Houston's midweek loss - UTSA, North Texas on a collision course - Unlucky No. 7 for Texas Tech 2,500 words on the Lone Star State davecampbells.com/articles/2…

10 College Football Thoughts: Texas Gets a Lifeline, Big

From Arch Manning's much-needed breakthrough to mounting pressure on Big 12 coaches, Week 8 brought plenty of drama across Texas. SMU stayed on track, North

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Trying hard to recreate a classic, I see.
College Sports Only
@CSOonXOct 25
Get this camera man a raise: 🎥
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Cal just couldn’t catch a break today against the stangs ☺️
SMU Men's Soccer
@SMUSoccerMOct 25
Three GOLDEN points. @laMadeleine
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Time to get that 903 -> 214 pipeline going!
Billy Embody
@BillyEmbodyOct 24
SCOOP: 5-star flip target arrives for yet another visit to SMU during his recruitment. Story: on3.com/teams/smu-mustangs/n…
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No Oski, you cannot “eto… bleh” your way out of a loss! You and Lupoi have a lot to answer for!
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SMU v Cal (2nd half) [abridged]
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Game is over, bromance is back on. We need a trophy for the Pony-Bear Love Bowl.
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Oof, TCU fans are down so bad they’re coming to our games just to know what it feels like to win 😬
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Game. Blouses.
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Chat, I’m sorry but it was just way too hot so we left at the half to come home. I hope everyone still at the game has a great time!
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Colonel, I'm trying to sneak a beer, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
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🎵Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?🎵 🎵Ooh heaven is a place on earth🎵
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They’re gonna dry up Lake Travis trying to come up with schemes to beat Oklahoma
Brandon Marcello
@bmarcelloOct 23
Texas is all in on AI. The school is launching Bevo Lab, a 25,000-square-foot sports AI hub, and coaches are already quizzing Google’s Gemini about opponents. @kirkgoldsberry: “The biggest mystery here is why did it take so freaking long for this to happen at a university?”
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Me rolling up to The Boulevard tomorrow: #PonyUp
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