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South West Pains

@SWR_failway

Providing real-time information and poor excuses for SW Trains' awful service. For queries, comments and ticket information: jog on.

 stuck on a train
Joined January 2014
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Natalie@nataliew_p21 Jun 2017
Has there been any Air Con on your #southwesttrains journey today? #hottestdayoftheyear Surely this cannot be legal...
17%Yes 🌬
83%No 🤒
99 votes • Final results
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Blossom, birds singing, sun shining. What more could you want? A train would be good @SW_Trains @SouthWestPains
Image from Cllr Kate Chinn 💙 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@Epsom_Chinn)
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Ellie Lexie
@ellielexx11 Feb 2016
The heating is blowing out so hard on this train my eyeballs have dried out and are quietly bleeding @SouthWestPains #SWTrains
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RMK@RockingRossK9 Feb 2016
1st train cancelled 2nd too packed to board 3rd trundled so connection missed No one can ruin a morning like @SW_Trains @SouthWestPains
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Dan Singerman@dansingerman2 Feb 2016
Was going to write tweet complaining about @SW_Trains but got too depressed with the predictable repetition of it
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SWR Help
@SW_Help29 Jan 2016
Due to disruption on the Portsmouth route, Tweet the Manager will be postponed. We'll tweet out the new date later today #TTMSWT
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Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Trains @LondonWaterloo you manage to have SIX "inspectors" at Walton to catch the school kids yet you can't find ONE driver. Pathetic
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Replying to @SWR_failway
@SouthWestPains have you photoshopped out the three bikes a pushchair and a nonchalant guard
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SWR Help
@SW_Help25 Jan 2016
Replying to @adamRrice
@adamRrice Unfortunately trains do suffer faults and in one of today's cases a pigeon flew into and cracked a windscreen
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Ben@zuffle22 Jan 2016
.@SW_Trains hardly ever reply to customers but will retweet lost dog posters? Just close your social media department and save money.
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Shelley Whittington@SWhitt925 Jan 2016
Commuter misery! This is the 4th train I can't get on at Wimbledon! @SouthWestPains
Image from Shelley Whittington (@SWhitt9)
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Help, think I may have lost my toes on @SW_Trains. If anyone finds them could you please hand them in to lost property?
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RTT@richmondtimes18 Jan 2016
South West Pains: Twitter parody of South West Trains gains more than 4,000 frustrated commuter followers bit.ly/1Wn4VXH
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Grahame Burton@grahameburton18 Jan 2016
Replying to @SWR_failway
@SouthWestPains Funniest twitter feed ever ... crying with laughter sitting here in Subway 👍
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Jon Pigeon@PigeonJon17 Jan 2016
A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW! A LITTLE BIT OF FUCKING SNOW! A FUCKING LITTLE BIT OF FUCKING SNOW! Trying not to Panic.
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Jess Devonport@jess_devonport16 Jan 2016
Fuck you, Mark
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Ollie M@ollie_morrissey13 Jan 2016
Practically engaging in intercourse with my fellow passengers. Sort it out @SW_Trains #Suffocation
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Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan
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Choochitto@choochitto11 Jan 2016
Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Trains Why don't you just give it up. Running a public transport service clearly isn't your thing.
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Friday. The day we get to wear jeans to work and get fucked on ketamine and chocolate liqueurs leftover from Xmas. Teleconference at 1.
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