@SWTBlake

Proud husband, Dad, & Family Guy cutaway enthusiast. Live music is the best. Go Astros, Rockets, Texans, TXST, Arsenal, & Dynamo! BLM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Pugs rule!

 Katy, TX
Joined July 2010
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Unicorn farts >>> trump farts
Nunion@whoozatinmyyard1h
Replying to @mavsmarie
Just a bunch of teachers waiting to get high on Talarico pixie dust and sniffing unicorn farts.
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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@itsnwtsOct 26
As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shootėr.
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I do not think it’s hyperbolic to say this is one of the greatest Houston Rockets plays of all time.
The Bradeaux & Will Show@BradeauxAndWillOct 26
Is Amen Thompson's block on Wemby one of the greatest Houston Rockets plays of all time? 🔗 Watch the full video: youtu.be/QSX64FxaxSw
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Replying to @ClayTravis
Then decorate your house like a Cheesecake Factory you dumb shit.
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Replying to @SheaSerrano
Homie I’m 50 and the checkered Vans are about the only shoes I wear.
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Good morning. It’s October 26th and the Houston Rockets have more wins than the Houston Texans.
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UD@utahdolphinOct 26
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Brian Kelly when he heard the Baylor job was open:
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CPS should be called on parents like this. WTF man?
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Replying to @Margarita890
Ugh, sorry Kate.
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That was a great Giants win but also the kind of horrific loss that gets your coach finally fired.
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Replying to @shnsajax @TheCFBAdvocate
Bro this is the wrongest you’ve ever been in the 31 years I’ve known you!
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Replying to @RyanLostinTX
“Football”
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Burn Reliant Stadium to the ground. Fuck the Texans, fucking embarrassments.
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Always have to stop for a Big O or two when we’re passing through Waco!
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Amen said he could have been better on defense last season. Well he just made the best defensive play of his career!! Ball game. Just an incredible play by Amen
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Replying to @mrjaysizzle @LongTimeHistory
It’s disgusting.
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Replying to @Megan_With_No_H
Last four words are unnecessary imho.
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I can’t wait to send my sister in Santa Cruz a post-Allsups fart.
Rich O'Toole
@RichOTooleOct 23
This is going to get weird
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