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Stationary on a train.
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Praise where praise is due @SW_Help Very comfortable journey from Clapham Jct to Woking (end destination Bristol) - big comfy seats, very clean train & friendly & helpful guard 👍🏻 @swtrains_watch
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.@theresa_may @10DowningStreet @ConHome How dare you lead the UK into this pitiful divided chaotic state? Put the country first not party.
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You know you live on the South Western Railway when you see more revenue inspectors than trains 😂
@sw_railway @swtrains_watch @swtwits @sw_trauma #swr #waterloo
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Things SWR have got right.
1. Some of their trains have the right company name label on the side.
2. A very few carriages "refurbished" to the new corporate blue (think Ryanair).
That's basically it.
@SWTwits @TransportFocus @SW_Trauma @SW_Railway @MariaMillerUK @GrumpNow
South Western Delays retweeted
To all my commuter friends. If you are stuck on SWR, don't stress. Just listen to all episode of my podcast on Victorian history. When we had real railways. @SW_Trauma @SWTwits @commutinggirl @swtrains_watch
South Western Delays retweeted
I can’t remember a precedent when the British gvt. took a decision that they fully expected would make the nation poorer, less influential and less secure. @theresa_may must stop putting Conservative party politics above all else and grant the public a vote on the deal.
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I love twitter sometimes. Thread. nitter.gq/zaktoscani/status/9794…
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The BBC didn't take any cameras to the #GreatNorthernMarch in Leeds, LUCKILY WE DID! Please Watch and Share!!
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If #brexit is such an awesome thing why do we need to start messing with such important things as workers’ rights? What’s next? Get rid of Human Rights ‘because brexit’? Oh wait... nitter.gq/nickreeves9876/status/…
They Leave campaigns didn't bother to tell us that one of the real reasons for #Brexit is so it could be used as an excuse to cut workers' rights. independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
#LeaveLies #Brexit #FBPE #StopBrexit
South Western Delays retweeted
** Breaking News ** A man has just been dragged kicking and screaming onto a South West Train into London. #WorcesterPark
@SW_Trains
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On the day that Article 50 is triggered, please RT to show support for our amazing staff from the EU and the rest of the world #brexitday
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It's #BrexitDay!
My colleague said something hilarious:
"On Sunday we brought our clocks one hour forward. Today reverses time 100 years"
South Western Delays retweeted
Let's see what shocking VFM I get today, shall we? @SW_Trains @SW_Trauma @swtrains_watch #cow #norefunds – at Wool, England
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Dear @SW_Trains,if you could kindly stop ruining every plan I ever make with #cancelled & #delayed trains, that'd be great. Utterly #useless
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730 at Woking and all the @SW_Trains staff have gone home. Free train window open. @swtrains_watch
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@swtrains_watch @SW_Trauma It feels like @SW_Trains are creating problems for their passengers on purpose! Short formation at this hour! 😠