Decent copywriter

Degen Island
Joined September 2020
Authenticity will take you where you need to go and further than you can ever know Life unfolds in front of you when you let go of the need for it to look a particular way Just take it as it comes and adjust as needed
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my video editor has autism man. what sort of video even is this. "Iterative Agentic Flow for Meta Ad Creatives Generation with GPT-Image-1, GPT4 Vision" this is supposed to be b2b content. to sell ai consulting what the is this, how will i post this on linkedin now this has horse & donkey sounds and stuff man.
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It took two and a half years, multiple formulations, a research partnership, and full product transparency to get to this point… But here at @BetterBiom, we finally have what most “natural” oral care brands don’t:
A peer-reviewed study on our actual formula. No, not a white paper.
And not a dusty old claim recycled from a generic ingredient supplier. That’s right: we had the full NOBS Toothpaste Tablet tested against fluoride under conditions meant to simulate actual tooth decay. What fluoride toothpaste? Well…I have decorum, so I’ll just say it’s the #1 toothpaste in America. And we beat it. The study was neither pretty nor gentle. In fact, it was basically a cavity-from-h*ll simulator. Think the kind of environment that takes people from minor sensitivity to major dental bills. We tested a bunch of different things, so you should read the full study. I’ll make it clear though: After seven days, teeth brushed with NOBS had half the enamel damage compared to no brushing. And here's the kicker: it protected just as well as fluoride toothpaste, without any fluoride. “Fluoride is the gold-standard”, they said. “You can’t heal teeth without fluoride”, they said. They were wrong. You knew it, and we knew it. But now, the whole damn world is going to know it too. If you’re with us in building a healthier world, you’re in good company. At biöm, we’re not changing toothpaste.
We’re changing the rules of the game entirely. And we’re doing it together. This is just the beginning.
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It’s officially been a year since I resigned from a stable career to go all in on my dream and run my company @BetterBiom full time. With a milestone like this, I would normally sit down and write out 3-5 of the most important lessons I’ve learned, package them with some amusing quips and anecdotes, then carefully edit and hit send. Not this time. Lately, I don’t have much to say that hasn’t already been said. So, here’s the one thing I want to tell you: Under no circumstances are you allowed to give up now. From the bottom of my heart, I am begging you to do anything besides quit on yourself. If you don’t believe in yourself at this moment, it’s not the end of the road. Write down the names of every single person (born and unborn) that’s counting on you to make it. Send that hail mary DM and finally ask someone for help. Shut the laptop and sleep for 12 hours if that’s what you need to get your mind right. You are allowed to do nearly anything besides give up. (No, you cannot do drugs, don’t ask. You should be addicted to winning. If you’re not winning, you don’t deserve recreational drugs) The life I live now I couldn’t have imagined in my wildest dreams. This is a direct result of the Mike Tyson punches I took and refused to let knock me out from 2022-2024. I want that for you too, so I’ll tell you something personal. Since 2021, I have kept a picture of myself from the day I was born in my camera roll. I have not always made decisions that are in my best interest. So, when faced with tough decisions, I look at that picture and ask myself, “Is [decision] in the best interest of this child?” If yes, I proceed. If no, I change course. Once you understand that giving up is never in the best interest of that child, you will understand. Stop making masochistic decisions. You have generations after you that are counting on you to win. There’s no other option here. So, consider your excuses officially invalid. If a cartoon deer can make it, anybody can.
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Yeah what a failure of a company. A mere 22,678% return
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Want a Coach Who Actually Knows WTF They’re Doing? Most “coaches” just give you a generic plan and call it a day. If you actually want: ✅ A plan that’s built for YOU (not just “hit protein, train hard bro”) ✅ Deep understanding of your body, labs, and what actually works ✅ Ongoing support & adjustments (because progress isn’t linear) ✅ Direct access to me on Telegram to ask questions whenever you need I have 3 coaching spots open this month. If you’re serious about optimizing your physique, performance, and health—DM me/sign up through the link in my bio. Not Ready for Coaching? Need Expert Guidance on One Thing? I also offer one-time consultations for: 🔹 Lab work interpretation & health optimization 🔹 Advanced supplement, PED, & recovery strategies 🔹 Training & nutrition tweaks for faster progress 30-minute call: $200 buy.stripe.com/dR6cQu9aZdNLb… 1-hour call (required for lab reviews): $300 buy.stripe.com/bIY4jYcnbeRP7… If your call involves bloodwork, book a 1-hour session and send me your labs at least 24 hours before—so we actually spend the time strategizing instead of me reading over your labs for the first time. 🔹 Need more time? Add extra 30-min blocks for $100 🔹 Can also extend a session during the call if needed 📩 DM me after booking to confirm. Why Work With Me? There’s a reason my clients get better results in 3 months than most do in years. I’m not just another coach who took a weekend cert—I have both an advanced level understanding of pharmacology, human biology, performance enhancement etc; as well as a decade of practical experience in bodybuilding and the ultimate practical experience in health optimization (resolving multiple severe chronic diseases in myself despite piss poor genetics in this regard) If you want actual science-backed coaching instead of info from YouTube and guesswork, lock in a spot before they’re gone.
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Replying to @SkipSwags
That is a lie. Do you make this lie? Where did you find this lie? Liar
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Dear Elon:
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You underestimate how fast you forget about the misery when you get a big dub. Lightning quick. Can toil in tatters for years & you’ll forget it all in the snap of a finger. Even PTSD is from loud explosions and not the events themselves
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Don’t ever let a damn doctor even LOOK at your back
Spoke with a source that had a lot of friends that went to high school with Luigi Mangione. What keeps coming up is a back surgery that “changed everything” for him and he went “absolutely crazy.” Checks out with his GoodReads history and the X-Ray in his header.
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Pretty simple Almost every issue should be handled by states, not the federal gov When the federal gov messes up (which they do with everything), you have no choice but to live with it When a state messes up, you can vote with your feet & leave to a state that does it better
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Every single electronic communication you make is compromised, assume this and you’ll be better off.
Told you. And FYI, I had zero to do with Polymarket. Feds are going through EVERYTHING, illegally, to see what they can find, or frame people for.
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Woah 50bps, holy smokes either recession or big money printing coming. Nuts
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Your W-2 is just cash flow to fund your future biz It’s the rock hammer they give you when you enter Shawshank
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Too many times in my life ive had to learn the hard way that @SaaSCapo was right all along
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He's dropping the hottest FB ads course ever. "Here's how I hacked the FB algorithm to bring billions of dollars a year"
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I just subscribed to Bull & Bowtie bullbowtie.substack.com/?utm…
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Apparently there is an uproar over raising minimum wage: all you're going to get is more robots/automation. Apparently there is another war issue: you can't do anything just ignore Apparently people are farming/making huge returns on crypto coins: you can do this
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