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We riding once again @SafetyNotorious I am ready lets dunk on niggas!
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We riding once again @SafetyNotorious I am ready lets dunk on niggas!
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Why don’t you fact check these things before blindly ripping off slop from TikTok. The investigation faulted EMS for using the wrong ventilator mask. The girl had accidentally choked on food and the school nurse attended to the girl while EMS was on the way.
This should have never happened!! That teacher should be charged with manslaughter! Her gross negligence led to this child's death IMO..
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Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Trump has been accused of r-pe by a model and former Miss Switzerland in a report produced by the Democratic Party, per The Telegraph.
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//The Wire//2300Z October 26, 2026// //ROUTINE// //BLUF: PENTAGON ANNOUNCES PREPAREDNESS PLANS REGARDING MILITARY BASES WITHIN THE UNITED STATES. NETANYAHU ACCUSED OF TREASON FOR PLANNING OFFENSIVE OPERATIONS TO DELAY ELECTIONS. DIPLOMATIC VISITS TAKE PLACE IN IRAN AS GULF STATES SEEK TO CONTINUE EFFORTS TO DEESCALATE THE WAR.// -----BEGIN TEARLINE----- -International Events- Iran: Over the weekend, Iran conducted more ballistic missile tests, continuing the trend of earlier last week. Several launches of ballistic missiles were noted at several missile cities, as IRGC forces conducted tests of newer missile components that they have been able to develop and produce during the war. In Tehran, diplomatic endeavors continue as representatives from Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Turkey met to further de-escalation measures regarding the war, and to continue the dialog between all parties. Analyst Comment: This meeting is a big deal as this is the most public effort by Saudi Arabia to seek terms for peace. Mohammad bin Salman (MBS) sending his brother (the Defense Minister) to Tehran on peaceable terms is a diplomatic move that has not gone unnoticed by the United States and Israel. How this works out is anyone's guess, but many speculate that these are the initial first steps toward Saudi Arabia cutting a deal with the Iranians to pressure the Houthis to stop their attacks. Red Sea/HOA: Houthi attacks have intensified over the past few days, with substantial missile and drone attacks being reported along the Saudi East-West Pipeline. Abnormal flaring was observed at two pumping stations on Saturday, along with several large fires at petroleum storage depots as well. Russia: The Embassy in Tehran denied reports of evacuations over the weekend, stating that evacuations have not taken place and that they are operating as usual within Iran. Military flights continued over the weekend, however the exact nature of the cargo flights into Tehran is not known. Israel: As election day approaches, PM Netanyahu has stated that Iran has restarted their nuclear program, and are also planning to attack Israel to disrupt the elections tomorrow. Last night, former Israeli Defense Minister Avigdor Lieberman formally filed a request within the Knesset to open an investigation into PM Netanyahu on charges of treason, for his effort to restart the war with Iran to disrupt elections. Analyst Comment: At the eleventh hour, internal Israeli politics are rather important as the political situation cannot be extricated from the military situation. Many of Netanyahu's opponents within the Israeli government have countered his statements on Iranian attack plans, with many critics stating that he's fabricating the threat for political gain. Over the weekend, rumors emerged that Netanyahu had actually given the order to attack Iran, however IDF Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir pushed back on the order. Some say that he requested the order in writing and dragged his feet on the implementation, while other sources claim he flat out refused the order entirely. At the moment these claims are unconfirmed, however that's what's on the front page of domestic Israeli news organizations on the eve of their election day. -HomeFront- Washington D.C. - The Pentagon announced a new initiative, Project FORTRESS, which is a preparedness plan to ensure that military bases within the United States could operate without any outside support for 90 days, in the event of enemy attack. This program is intended to come online within the next few years, with planning efforts beginning shortly. Analyst Comment: This plan was initially announced back in September as part of a list of other modernization programs, though at the time few details were released. The exact details of this plan have still not been released yet, but the plan seems to mostly center around electrical power needs. Pentagon officials are preparing for military bases to be able to function without electricity from the civilian power grid for at least three months. -----END TEARLINE----- Analyst Comment: Preparedness is often a paradox. On one hand, preparing for emergencies is generally a good thing, and allows for citizens to easily weather a disaster as comfortably as possible. However, when governments dial up disaster planning (particularly military planning), one might be inclined to think that government officials are planning to do something that would require those preparedness efforts in the first place. As a result, it's a delicate balance to manage reasonable preparedness, without causing undue concern throughout the populace. In the case of Project FORTRESS and many other more recent Pentagon modernization programs, this balance has not been achieved because it is purely military in nature...there are no similar efforts to modernize civilian disaster preparedness agencies at the same scale and budget as this military project. The Pentagon primarily focusing this project on CONUS military bases is rather concerning, as it indicates that situations may arise which results in a loss of electrical power throughout the nation, for up to three months. Of course, 90 days is a nice round planning figure, but military bases storing enough diesel and gasoline to run generators for three months is a gargantuan planning effort all on it's own. More storage tanks will have to be built, more generators will have to be purchased, miniaturized nuclear reactors will be needed to be brought online, and an extremely substantial logistical effort will need to take place for this goal to be achieved. At minimum, if the military is internally planning to ensure their own survival during a 90-day blackout of all public utilities within the homeland, this would be a wise planning factor for prepared citizens to consider as well. Analyst: S2A1 Research: publish.obsidian.md/s2underg… NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269 Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report. //END REPORT//
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Dirty James Comey was an even dirtier spy.
The Justice Department criminally charged former FBI Director James Comey for the third time. Comey is charged over allegedly leaking a sensitive national security document when he was FBI director in October 2016, according to court records made public Monday. cnn.it/4ByiRs4
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National Flag-football “League”
I never thought I’d see an NFL ball carrier penalized for running the ball too hard… Running defenders over is literally his job… 🤷‍♂️ #LakeBoss 🇺🇸
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Time for massive sanctions on Brazil
BREAKING: Trump says Brazil election was 'rigged'
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Has nothing to do with Walmart and everything to do with trying to run the officer over!
Ain't nothing Walmart got for sale worth 4 officers chasing someone and shootıng into a car and k!lling a baby. Not one thing
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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UPDATE: Rioters have made ultiple attempts to break through police barriers: Local news is reportings protesters pushing against the police line and setting off firecrackers and Molotov cocktails. Police holding their positions: Officers are continuing to block the protesters' requested route to get into the shopping district.
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When I was younger the newspaper had a section every Thursday called dumbest criminals. This one would definitely be in there
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Why yes, it is!
TRUMPS BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL COST 5,000 IMMIGRANTS IN COLORADO MEDICAID COVERAGE THIS MONTH. IS THAT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR!!
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Nicholas Herious from the Bahamas everybody.
MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name. Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs. Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz. JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman. Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa. Mike Johnson's real first name is James. Rand Paul is Randal Paul. Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson. But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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Turns out SPLC was the one funding Nazi groups!
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As Churchill so neatly put it, ‘it’s the weather.’
Climate change killed 32,000+ people in Europe this summer. Trump believes this crisis is a "hoax." Republicans in Congress are following their "Great Leader.” NO to Trump’s fossil fuel agenda. YES to creating millions of jobs by moving our energy system away from fossil fuels.
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//The Wire//2300Z October 23, 2026// //ROUTINE// //BLUF: SHOOTINGS REPORTED IN FRANCE. IRAN REACTIVATES MOSAIC DEFENSE PLAN, HARDENING THEIR COMMAND AND CONTROL SYSTEMS IN THE EVENT OF ATTACK. EL SALVADOR LAUNCHES MILITARY OPERATION IN HAITI TO RESCUE CAPTURED SOLDIERS. NEW WORLD SCREWWORM DETECTED IN TEXAS WILDLIFE.// -----BEGIN TEARLINE----- -International Events- France: This morning a series of drive-by shootings were reported throughout the suburbs of Paris. The first shooting was reported in the Trappes area, before the suspect maneuvered to the La Verrière district, shooting at random pedestrians along the way. The crime scene encompasses several square miles and as of this report, locations impacted by small arms fire are still being cataloged by police. The lone suspect was detained by police, though as of this report the circumstances of his arrest are not clear. Concerning victims, 1x fatality has been confirmed so far, with 3-6 others wounded as a result of the attack. More details are expected as the situation develops. Haiti: El Salvadoran troops arrived in Port au Prince this morning, expanding their presence in Haiti following the deterioration of gang activity on the island. El Salvador has been involved in the Gang Suppression Task Force mission, a UN-chartered mission to combat violent gangs and restore order throughout Haitian society. Last weekend, a patrol of Salvadoran soldiers was ambushed by gangs, with four service members being taken captive. This morning, a large contingent of Salvadoran troops landed in Port au Prince, to stage for the upcoming rescue mission of the captives, as well as clearance operations throughout the city. Analyst Comment: Though it has taken time to organize the response to this crisis, Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele, the legendary leader known for his extremely harsh crackdown on gangs in his nation, is not messing around. Gangs throughout the various slums in Port au Prince are preparing for a wider war, and it's very likely that intense combat operations are going to kick off within the next few days. In short, this is undoubtedly going to get very violent, very quickly. -HomeFront- Texas: Yesterday the USDA confirmed that at least one case of New World Screwworm has been detected in wildlife, confirming that the parasite has transitioned to wild fauna and not just commercially raised cattle. The detection was made in Pecos County, and was noted in an infected elk. Nebraska: STRATCOM announced the kickoff of exercise GLOBAL THUNDER 27, this year's strategic demonstration of force and training scenario intended to ensure the effectiveness of strategic deterrence. Analyst Comment: This exercise is completely normal but in the context of the wider impending war in the Middle East, these drills present the side-benefit of obfuscating the deployment of strategic assets. Many plane-watchers are going to have a hard time determining which movement of bombers is part of the drill...and which assets are taking off to conduct bombings in the Middle East. USA: Around the nation, this morning Brent crude futures surged to over $114/bbl during early morning trading, with WTI crude passing $100/bbl as well. Gas and diesel prices have continued to rise nationwide over the past few days, as most mitigation efforts (such as the suspension of gasoline taxes in midwestern states) are beginning to reach the limit of their effectiveness. Cyber: Overnight a data breach was announced involving Quest Diagnostics, a major data firm responsible for providing services to most hospitals and medical institutions around the United States. The breach includes the leak of patient data such as billing records, however Quest has not stated how many patients have been affected. More information is expected as the investigation into the breach continues. -----END TEARLINE----- Analyst Comment: Within the Middle East, Iranian sources claimed that the IRGC has activated their Mosaic defensive command and control doctrine, which allows regional commanders more autonomy in making decisions in the event that communications are severed with higher command structures. Serving as Iran's version of a deadman switch, this command system allows local commanders to choose targets and launch missiles on their own, if they are cut off from higher command. This is the exact same doctrine that was in place before the war began, and was the main reason for why the IRGC was devastatingly effective during the first few weeks of the war, even though a large percentage of IRGC high command was killed. If these reports are true, Iran shifting to this doctrine once again is a major indicator that Iran expects large-scale attacks imminently. Whether or not this will happen remains debatable, but right now the Iranians are absolutely convinced that it's not a matter of 'if' the US will attack, but 'when' strikes will resume. Analyst: S2A1 Research: publish.obsidian.md/s2underg… NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269 Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report. //END REPORT//
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Ok why don’t you pick the peas.
what the actual fuck.. this man found Modern day slaves in a small town working in the field
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