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Whenever I return to the South, I'm like those pets who escape outside and go feral a little *too* quickly.
Salomé (derogatory) retweeted
"If you don't play it dead serious, you're not going to get the comedy out of it"
Stephen Root talks to Rolling Stone about his greatest roles, from Wyck on 'Widow's Bay' to Milton in 'Office Space' and more.
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is this the same story from 2022 or has this happened twice now in gangnam clubs?
Woman Found With Partially Severed Ear At Gangnam Club
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Mikey Shulman wants producers and songwriters to use his exploitative AI tools so badly that he’s trying to convince everyone they already are. Resist AI in music! Don’t give in to these hacks!
AI use is “the Ozempic of the music industry — everybody is on it, and nobody wants to talk about it,” Mikey Shulman, CEO of Suno AI music generator, recently said. #RollingStoneFutureOfMusic
More: rollingstone.com/music/music…
my friend bobby, the chief, is gone. i'll have more to say about it later, but for now
magic moments--all of us
It is with profound sadness that we share the passing of Bobby Weir. We send him off the way he sent so many of us on our way: with a farewell that isn’t an ending, but a blessing. A reward for a life worth livin'. bobweir.net/bobby/
📸 Chloe Weir
I don't know who okayed this article, but it's fucking gross.
I Sat Down to Dinner With Rob, Michele and Nick Reiner. It Was Heartwarming and Jarring. hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
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sojang is just going to jail
they gon invent a whole new way to sue y'all
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so we're both virgos with alabama-born fathers and a name ending in an e-acute and we're also both aries rising with a ton of libra placements?
beyoncé, my beyloved
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we cannot interfere; this is a canon event
I can’t breathe. I asked my daughter to send me all the photos and videos she took at hobi’s shows. Now you have to understand- she’s 13 and a hobi-bias. I just watched her lose her mind for like thirty minutes and I couldn’t stop laughing. Here’s just a snippet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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me going to bed: time to find a relaxing video
@TeamYouTube: how about this obvious fetish content accessible to everyone?
But seriously, my favorite channels get dinged and demonetized constantly for nonsense, but this broad can have her whole ass out, @teamyoutube?
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Explicit content meant to be sexually gratifying is not allowed on YouTube...Videos containing fetish content will be removed or age-restricted.
@teamyoutube, thoughts?
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there y'all go
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i was just reporting on the facts, like that you watched 625 million times
All this talk about #Bridgerton really makes me miss working with @Salome, who would put a line about it being my favorite show in every article she could. It was such a great bit. Good times.
thought about this last night when i stumbled upon an awful discussion of a film that bemoaned the lead character not making decisions only based on logic
like, do y'all want a movie or y'all want a blueprint?
while I'm at it, the modern obsession with Plot and Lore is babybrains stuff. sometimes you just watch some stuff occur and it's all thematically resonant even if it's not a save-the-cat-approved line of dominoes leading down a Cinema Sins Approved hallway that does not bend
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