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Sandi Smith

@SandiSmiff

Best served with wine. May contain strong language and scenes of a violent nature. https://nitter.gq/t.co/DzQPMfAg1E

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Joined July 2010
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When you get pinged & have to isolate but the weather's glorious...
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Good job, Swindon 👍🏻
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David Bull on BBC pretending the reform campaign flyers didn't talk about immigration & nothing else. #Election2024
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Not comfortable with the number of reform votes there 🤔 #Election2024
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It's-4 outside. The heating isn't on in my room. It's boiling. The Swiss people need to come to the UK & sort our heating out 😯
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It would be super great if microwave manufacturers put the wattage of the microwave on the front
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I feel like I'm watching human buckaroo #Coronation2023
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A colleague is getting this message when trying to go live from a Zoom meeting to a Facebook page. I can go live from the same meeting to the same page. We both have the same permissions for the meeting (she's an alternative host) & on the Facebook page. Any ideas how to fix?
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@Zoom
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Just saw a man buy a can of coke, drop it on the floor & now he can't open it for a while. I imagine he bought it because he was thirsty, so now I feel sad for him ☹️
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Sorry, not sorry.
JokePit The Comedy Box Office (@PromoteComedy) profile pictureJokePit The Comedy Box Office@PromoteComedy19 Jan 2023
😎SOLD OUT😎 Hamdon Ha! Ha! Stand-Up Comedy Night Sat 21st Jan 8pm @TheLordNelson #StokeSubHamdon #UKcomedy @HamdonHaHa LINE-UP: @noeljamescomic MC @SandiSmiff @itsdanijohns Billy James Gareth Neale 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/taunto… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE

Stand-up Comedy Night

BOOK NOW! Stand-up Comedy Night on Sat 21st Jan 2023 8:00pm (London) at The Lord Nelson, Rectory Lane, Norton-sub-Hamdon, Stoke-sub-Hamdon, UK - https://www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/taunton/stand-up-c...

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And HMRC still won't put the mileage rate up for self-employed people which has been the same since 2011 #AutumnStatement
Wtf are these? They're swarming round our breakfast
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Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold . #comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine
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I'm easily led. Change my mind.
#Christmas #loveactually
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Still waiting for this song to come back 💔 @leeejohn
Sandi Smith (@SandiSmiff) profile pictureSandi Smith@SandiSmiff20 Dec 2020
I want to buy I'll Always Love You by Imagination. It's such a beautiful song which used to be on Amazon music but I can't find it anywhere. Help me twitter! @leeejohn
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I'm really loving how excited audiences are to be going out at the moment. Makes my job an absolute joy! Long may it continue x #womenincomedy #livecomedy #UKcomedy #newmaterial #standupcomedy
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Gen X & mental health #MentalHealthAwareness
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Another passive aggressive email from Duo Lingo. I still can only say "your wife is a horse"
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Such sad news today. Sean Lock was one of the best. What a loss to the community 😪
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