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Part time comedian, will work for peanuts NOT penis (just wanted to clarify that after a horrible mix up at an earlier gig)

Joined March 2009
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Congratulations to India for a successful landing on the moon, their astronauts have confirmed the lunar surface is made of ghee #Chandrayaan3 #MoonLanding #spacerace
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I found out where Donald Trump gets his hair done!
God Rest our Queen ♥️
I’m not sure about the new mens range of underwear @marksandspencer
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🎶 Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home
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How to get your penalty notice out of the news? Let’s send immigrants to Rwanda! Mind blowing from the government?! Sparple indeed
Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.
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Someone’s left their sunglasses on the train. 😬
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The grand old duke of York, he had 10,000 men… but he sleeps with one underage girl and he’s all over the papers.
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I’m so hungover today, my phone doesn’t even recognise me
Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold . #comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine
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Cracking night last night, get yourself to the @EdGambleComedy tour this year, if last night is anything to go by this is going to be a hoot!
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Had the Fraggle Rock theme tune stuck in my head all morning and I don't know what to do do do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do do do do, do do do do do...
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