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Sarah

@SarahSueButler

super silly, sometimes serious, but never supercilious. puns and microaggressions below.

Joined July 2020
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What the world really needs is a Tsarbucks. People will be Russian to it. Gonna be revolutionary.
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The museum had a 2000 year old oil stain It was from Ancient Greece
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I tried dating a guy who was cross eyed, but it didn’t workout cause we never saw eye to eye He was also seeing someone on the side
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A French man wearing sandals would be called Philippe Phillope
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My fear of the ocean comes in waves and usually out of the blue
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This day just feels like it will be a bit average. It’s definitely 5/10
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A big plus to living in Switzerland is the flag
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Security at Samsung should be called Guardians of the Galaxy
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Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot 😏
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Dedicated to @kahntra
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I tried to look up lighters on Amazon and all I got were matches
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I was working in a juice factory but I got canned for inability to concentrate
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Do atheists solve exponential problems or no because they don’t believe in higher powers?
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If you dream of orange pop, is that just a Fanta sea?
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Could you be with someone romantically who has different shared values than you? What do you consider a dealbreaker?
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What’s the best combination/pairing with chocolate?
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I’m torn between caramel, peanut butter, coffee, and wine
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I find it chilling the only thing we women can be bothered to stand up for now in regards to womanhood is the ability to eliminate a life.
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It appears we have found the answer to “what is a woman” this morning.
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Good thing I’m not God or so many people would’ve spontaneously combusted over the years (myself included)
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It literally makes my day to see people I care about working hard to better themselves, and who take responsibility for their own lives.
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