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Long Satoshi and Elon

Joined August 2024
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When you’re coworkers are talking about stock diversification and you’re 95% #tesla 5% #spacex
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Satoshi’s Musk⚡️ retweeted
BREAKING: Jensen Huang officially resigns as Nvidia CEO, effective immediately.
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A horse and buggy society looked at this the same way we look at cybertrucks as they stroll down the road amongst ice vehicles.
Henry Ford driving the first car he built in 1896
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Satoshi’s Musk⚡️ retweeted
Houston, we have liftoff Bigger service area now live
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My checking account before the list of pending charges clear
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🤯 🤯
My guess is that AI roughly doubles US GDP growth next year from ~2% to ~4%. Maybe even more.
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Higher education is largely an indoctrination factory
After 18 years with loving parents vs. after 2 years with college professors.
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When you ask your coworker when the baby’s due and she tells you she’s not pregnant
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The same Travis Kelce that was paid handsomely to do this? Sorry zero sympathy from me
BREAKING: Travis Kelce has been named as a victim in a massive Ponzi scheme that pulled in more than $35 million from investors. Siddharth Jawahar, a 38-year-old illegal immigrant, pleaded guilty to three counts of wire fraud and has now been sentenced to 11 years in federal prison and ordered to pay more than $31 million in restitution. Prosecutors say Jawahar took in more than $35 million but invested only about $10 million, using new investor money to repay earlier clients and fund private jets, luxury hotels, and expensive outings. Kelce’s individual losses have not been publicly disclosed as this time, @Max_Gorden reports.
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When the wife says the lawn needs to be mowed before you can watch football
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Tesla shareholders when they realize every Musk company will eventually be one
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My weekly DCA finding my Robinhood account
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Bill Gates in 2040 still shorting Musk’s companies that are now worth $100 trillion
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Talking to Siri when you’re used to Grok
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Recursive exponential improvement
Replying to @techdevnotes
Grok 4.8, which is a 2.5T model trained with our new C++ software stack, will finish training this week and start RL
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I am highly confident that SpaceX will be launching Nvidia VR NLV72 AI computers in space next year
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When everyone else is debating on what appetizer to get and your thinking about getting mass tonnage into orbit
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When you know your 1 Tesla share will turn into at least 3 SpaceX shares
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Satoshi’s Musk⚡️ retweeted
Right move is try both tunnels and flying cars. Otherwise, having 2D streets and 3D buildings means bad traffic forever.
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