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Making fun of the world, one sarcastic comment at a time

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Joined February 2009
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Me watching Drogon melt the iron throne: "He melted it. She doesn't get it then none of you scrubs get it. Respect". Derek thought I should share that. Carry on.
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Today I found out that Kris Kristofferson, Michael McDonald, and Christopher Cross aren't the same person. I challenge you to do the same
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For fuck's sake. Can this man make it thru ONE day without being an enormous pile of douche
Rich white men, casually mocking the intelligence of a woman. For fun. Laughing about it. Again, misogyny is not a symptom of Trumpism. It is the disease.
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Failing to treat rape allegations against Brett Kavanaugh seriously sets a bad example, said one high school student. "Boys will learn that what you do in high school won't affect your future at all, so go do the damage you need to do now." nyti.ms/2MXXC9l
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Thanks Cruz!
Ted Cruz tried smearing Beto O'Rourke by posting a video of him giving his thoughts about police violence. Big mistake.
Texans could either have the coolest Senator in the Senate—young, energetic, sharp as a tack, charismatic, and funny; a man who's lived a dynamic life and is in thrall to no corporation or politician—or it could have Ted Cruz. Doesn't seem like a tough call. RETWEET if you agree.
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‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful
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*thump* *thump* *thump* *CRASH* Damned window. 'You have six months to educate Heather Nauert on the history and significance of Pearl Harbor before she cites it as an example of strong US-Japan relations' independent.co.uk/news/world…
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Warriors coach Steve Kerr on White House controversy: "I'm blown away by the irony of the Eagles being disinvited. … Instead we just have these military sing-a-longs at The White House to show how patriotic we are, even though we don’t know the words." abcn.ws/2Jga47p
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I don't super dig watching soccer, but I mos def dig seeing the hot coaches in their suits on the sidelines. Well done, soccer.
His tongue is stuck. HIS TONGUE IS STUCK!!! how can he not tell???… instagram.com/p/Bh5g-VIlydir…
Liam is a gif. Just as nature intended.
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When you're binge watching Orphan Black and realize your long weekend is over..... Fudge
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Allison Janney wins her 7th career Emmy.... And Amy Schumer/Amy Poehler couldn't brush their hair #Emmys2015
"how Reagan-esque are these candidates?"... Real classy CNN. #GOPDebate
Economic disparity? Climate change? No mention -? #CNNDebate #GOPDebate
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OMG Ben Carson......... Zzzzzzzz...... #GOPDebate