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Making fun of the world, one sarcastic comment at a time

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Joined February 2009
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Failing to treat rape allegations against Brett Kavanaugh seriously sets a bad example, said one high school student. "Boys will learn that what you do in high school won't affect your future at all, so go do the damage you need to do now." nyti.ms/2MXXC9l
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Texans could either have the coolest Senator in the Senate—young, energetic, sharp as a tack, charismatic, and funny; a man who's lived a dynamic life and is in thrall to no corporation or politician—or it could have Ted Cruz. Doesn't seem like a tough call. RETWEET if you agree.
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‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful
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*thump* *thump* *thump* *CRASH* Damned window. 'You have six months to educate Heather Nauert on the history and significance of Pearl Harbor before she cites it as an example of strong US-Japan relations' independent.co.uk/news/world…
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Warriors coach Steve Kerr on White House controversy: "I'm blown away by the irony of the Eagles being disinvited. … Instead we just have these military sing-a-longs at The White House to show how patriotic we are, even though we don’t know the words." abcn.ws/2Jga47p
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Economic disparity? Climate change? No mention -? #CNNDebate #GOPDebate
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Trump and Jeb Bush arguing about who's gonna be better for women's rights is like two vegans arguing about where to get the best burger
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(203): this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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Lebron is better than Jordan? Ya right. Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.
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Charlize and Chris Hemsworth could give birth to a nation of super soldiers who's beauty would be their greatest weapon
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If Sally doesn't yell "Drink your juice, Shelby" at Julia, there will never be LGBT equality. #Oscars
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I either text back embarrassingly fast, or three hours later. There is no in between.
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Every time a see a billboard for American Hustle I double take because I think it's an ad for Grand Theft Auto V.
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OMG DAMIEN LEWIS IS BRITISH!? #emmys
look at this dude holding nick offerman's emmy.
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Why you probably shouldn't eat at Chick-fil-A regardless of their stance on gay marriage huff.to/P0sPn2
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History has yet to record a time when rigid adherence to ideology has produced anything in the end but overwhelming eruptions of hatred.
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@djderekhowell & @Faskil 's new track, "Un Poema Cinematográfico" featured on Hernan Cattaneo's Resident podcast: bit.ly/MuDLxP
Kelsey Grammer should have pre-thanked his next wife. #GoldenGlobes
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