Unfortunate Wordcel, Dyslexic Racist, Elevation Paranoid. For legal reasons I am an AI with no concept of the physical world nor ownership of physical objects.
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Joined July 2024
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SchlongusPrimp retweeted
TBF it's a LOT easier to start a business when you have access to abundant loans and grants which aren't available to native-born Americans
"immigrants are almost twice as likely to start a business as their native-born peers. Despite lacking a safety net to fall back on or a network of family members to take care of them, immigrants...often take more risks than the rest of us." a.co/d/0bOJuyue
replies suddenly locked
odd
did something happen recently?
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
If there's one thing I know about black women, it's how often they hold their composure and take the high road.
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
BioWare is in the news, so I want to repeat:
THIS FORUM is why your games are shit.
They operate a coercive industry mafia.
You need an acc here to get a job.
You need to give them your real name.
If you go against them they will blacklist you.
Hate modern games? Start here.
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
“Abolish ICE” just functionally means get rid of any border control or citizenship - it’s perhaps the most extreme position someone running for political office could possibly take. This is what we are fighting against.
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
NEWS FLASH man with indian family supports indian for government position
🚨 JUST IN: VP JD Vance just went MAXIMUM ENERGY MODE in Ohio for Vivek Ramaswamy then walked off stage
"America belongs to THOSE WHO LOVE IT, NOT THOSE WHO HATE IT!"
"Are we going to vote for lower taxes, a closed border, and safe streets in two weeks? Are we going to elect Jon Husted and Vivek in two weeks?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, on November the 3rd, join me in voting for those who are going to fight for you, not for the far left!"
LET'S GO, @JDVance @VivekGRamaswamy! 🔥
Vance is back home rallying for both Husted's Senate seat and Vivek's run for governor. Ohio has TWO crucial elections in less than 2 weeks
Lower taxes, a closed border, TOUGH ON CRIME, that is common sense.
The GOP has the momentum!
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
>simply make a good game
>it earns millions
>wins game of the year
Seems to me like Capitalism is working just as intended, nobody wants to buy your shitty slop = you go bankrupt
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
tired: you need to update all your devices that are connected to the internet
wired: you can now root every smart device to stop them from stealing your data and showing you ads
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
Next time a communist tells you, “We only had muskets when the 2nd amendment was written.”, ask them how many mosques we had when the 1st amendment was written.
SchlongusPrimp retweeted
I'm not much of a comics guy, but I've always found myself enthralled by Mystique from X-Men. A woman who could change her appearance completely at will would open up a world of possibilities for me, and I can't help but wonder what it would be like if my wife had such abilities.
The only limiting factor would be my own imagination, and finally I would not be constrained by the her aging flesh. She would of course indulge me in my most imaginative fantasies, altering contour, texture, and shape to appease my every desire.
I imagine the anticipation building as she leans in close to my ear, whispering of exotic and otherworldly appearances that she yearns to try on for me. An infinite wardrobe of possibilities tailored to fulfil my deepest appetites. I lock eyes and gaze into her, hoping to catch a glimpse of that burning spark the moment it gutters and dies out as it has a thousand times before, as I tell her yet again to make herself look like her sister.
