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Geologist. RIP SBA 🛢⚒️

Houston, TX
Joined April 2020
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My angel is in heaven. Love you Charlie.
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Peak male form
Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground
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fall vibes = activated
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Just like how @LandmanLife likes his chili, on top of spaghetti with extra ketchup
Finished our southwest Ohio tour yesterday with a late-night stop at Goldstar Chili! Good times with our two Supreme Court candidates, @JusticeDHawkins & @ODonnellforOhio. 😋
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Happy fake thanksgiving @Albertagarbage @RoysEnergy
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Seems like a pretty little fault, what’s the big deal?
The San Andreas fault crosses the highway near Pinnacles National Park
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Scott retweeted
Jonathan Davis is the gift that keeps on giving
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I’m not too worried about AI taking over since it took @Apple 20 years to separate ring volume from alarm volume. There have to be countless people that accidentally turned their ringer volume down and then their alarm barely goes off to wake them up the next day. #retards #superstupidity #iphone
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This is @tier4eftmembear after saying “yeah man I’m actually not that good” 🫠
When a 1-month Xbox Live Gold code was the best gift ever.
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We're celebrating the opening of Gibson Garage Miami in full color. 🌴😎 With something for every player, these guitars were built to turn heads. Learn more about this Explorer in Vice City Blue: bit.ly/3Vkgg46
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Beans don’t belong in chili
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." — George Orwell
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This is settled science
Its that time again as the seasons change and people start to argue about beans in chili
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The Art Deco posting shall continue until morale improves
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Today is the 21st of September.
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It’s supposed to be a shale shaker
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You’re free to appeal the decision, but the whisk assessors were firm. We really can’t let you run gravy boats through the dessert district.
Flavortown zoning board issued a ruling against me
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Replying to @bumbadum14
I want this burn to be Bourdain's legacy
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Same energy
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Replying to @HealthRanger
If we recieve it all as barrels of oil.. why do we need to store it loose in a cave? Why cant we store it in the barrels?
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